Spitty - Rap on Rappers lyrics

So I walked into a store with
A couple BUCKs from the BANK
Saw a pack of M&Ms asked
How much? 50 CENTs? Thanks
Grabbed a box of Ike & MIKEs
JONES to wash it down
A bag of ICE CUBEs cuz I
Like my drinks COLD now
Saw a LIL REESE man those get me goin' MEEK
But I was TOO SHORT of change
So it looked MEMPHIS BLEEK
Just then a SCHOOLBOY walks in
ABSOLutely cool 2 CHAINZ on
Asks for a 2 PACK of NOTORIOUSly
BIG candies I'm like GAME on
I creep in like a TIGER hiding behind WALL-A
Try looking COMMON not to PUSH him Away
He SIGHs HIGH like a PRINCE
FRENCH hat from MONTANA
This BIG BOI must be an OUTCAST cuz
He looks like a DUMBFOUNDED banana
So now I'm stepping up to him
And just BUST A RHYME
Saying I'm a DOCTOR slash SOULJA
BOY who has no time
And that I'd appreciate some change so I
Can be free like a BIRD MAN
This KID KID thinks I'm LUDICROUS gives mE
40 cents I'm like word man
That scene was a FIASCO but I feel FABULOUS
Walk into the next store a
SLAUGHTERHOUSE smells like CANNIBUS
Place looked sketchy prolly
Sells SNOOPed DOGs
All I wanted to do was use their LITTLE JON
The owner looked like he
Was from WAYNE's world
I start to get DIZZY RIGHT then and hurl
That man's screaming you LIL CHUCKee
The food on my floor
I'm like EASY E LIL B it's this NAUSeating
Smell but he kicked me out the door
I'm thinking DID HE just do that
As a girl walks by
Her CURRENCY seemed foreign I WILLed
Myself to say "Hi!"
Hello miss you look JUICY and
Yo behind is FAT JOE
You think I can JADE A KISS I
Lied all I said was yo
Where you from she replies
Whattup from FLORIDA
My name's KIM who are you? I wanna
Get to know more of ya
I replied I'm BOB no SEAN no
JIM JONES DRAKE nah I'm Jeff
That was ASTROnomically bad I'mma leave
I say outta breath
She laughs it off and says
Lemme give you a TIP
Pick a name ASAP before you try again kid
It's an IMMORTAL TECHNIQUE that'll help your
CHITTY CHITTY bang bang pass
Otherwise you just some RIFF
RAFF tryna be BADASS
I'm thinking MANN I'm a MAC I
Should continue to MILL HER
My STYLES are smooth she called me
KID like I'm CUDI winner
But I feel CHILDISH I should've
Thrown on some GUCCI MAN
Taken off this HOODIE & SWEATSHIRT
Damn this ain't gunna last
Except she said I was a DIME in
A DOZEN now my FUTURE seemed bright
I went from an UNDERACHIEVER to a
KID INKing her number alright
She was just boasting this WIZ I
Didn't mind if it meant ACTION
Her JEWELS shining bright filling
This CHIEF with passion
We really hit it off talked
For about XV minutes
This whole day had no LOGIC but
I was glad I did it
Up until the point I saw
A PITBULL charging our way
I never did go to the washroom
So I peed my pantshooray
Oh and they call me SPITFIRE
Cuz my mouth gets hot
There's 84 rapper names see if you
Can count em all or not