STARRYSKY - SANTA VADER lyrics
[STARRYSKY - SANTA VADER lyrics]
He always comes to my planet once a year
With Toys made of Tatooine's rocks
Teddy Bears made with dead Ewoks
For Christmas I want Darth Vader
Winter is better with the stormtroopers
He travels faster than Santa
Presents made by enslaved Jawas
He's coming tonight with a Death Star
Full of presents for me
Lights of planets that he will destroy
Bring us happiness and joy
Better than Santa, Darth Vader
Better than Granma, Darth Vader
Give me a broken C3PO under the mistletoe
Better than Santa, Darth Vader
Better than Granma, Darth Vader
Can you bring me the whole galaxy
Under the christmas tree
Happiness comes with Darth Vader
He's really the perfect guest for dinner
His light saber can cut the turkey
He will cook fried wookie
He's coming tonight with a Death Star
Full of presents for me
Come to the dark side, have a cookie
The best of the galaxy
Better than Santa, Darth Vader
Better than Granma, Darth Vader
Give me a broken C3PO under the mistletoe
Better than Santa, Darth Vader
Better than Granma, Darth Vader
Can you bring me the whole galaxy
Under the merry christmas tree
And can you give me Jar-Jar's Head?
Better than Santa, Darth Vader
Better than Granma, Darth Vader
Give me a broken C3PO under the mistletoe
Better than Santa, Darth Vader
Better than Granma, Darth Vader
Can you bring me the whole galaxy
Under the fucking christmas tree
Oh, I really want Jar Jar Dead