Stars - Personal lyrics

Wanted single F, under 33
Must enjoy the sun, must enjoy the sea
Sought by single M, Mrs destiny
Send photo to address, is it you and me?

Reply to single M, my name is Caroline
Cellphone number here
Call if you have the time
28 and bored, grieving over loss
Sorry to be heavy
But heavy is the cost, heavy is the cost

Reply to Caroline
Thanks so much for response
These things can be scary
Not always what you want
How about a drink? The St jude Club at noon
I'll phone you first, I guess
I hope I see you soon

I never got your name, I assume you're 33
Your voice it sounded kind
I hope that you like me
When you see my face
I hope that you don't laugh
I'm not a film-star beauty
I sent a photograph
I hope that you don't laugh

Note to single M, why did you not show up?
I waited for an hour, I finally gave up
I thought once that I saw you
I thought that you saw me
I guess we'll never meet now
It wasn't meant to be, it wasn't meant to be
I was sure you saw me
But it wasn't meant to be

Wanted single F, under 33
Must enjoy the sun, must enjoy the sea
Sought by single M, nothing too heavy
Send photo to address
Is it you or me? Is it you or me?

Is it you or me? Is it you or me?
Is it you or me? Is it you or me?