Stormzy - Vossi Bop lyrics
[Stormzy - Vossi Bop lyrics]
Merky-ky-ky-ky-ky like
My bruddas don't dab, we just Vossi bop
I tell your girl to link
Me at the coffee shop
Getting freaky in the sheets
We're takin' body shots
Then I finish with a facial
Just to top it off, ayy
My bruddas don't dab, we just Vossi bop
I tell your girl to link
Me at the coffee shop
Getting freaky in the sheets
We're takin' body shots
Then I finish with a facial
Just to top it off, ayy
You ain't got a clue, let's be honest
I had a couple seeds and made a forest
I put in the work and take the profit
Lookin' at my girl like, "What a goddess"
(Thank God)
Rule number two, don't make the promise
If you can't keep the deal
Then just be honest (Just be honest)
I could never die, I'm Chuck Norris
(Chuck Norris)
Fuck the government and fuck Boris (yeah)
I'm a villain, killin' when I'm barrin'
Brothers in the hood just like the
Movie that I star in servicin' my whip
I phoned the boss to bring my car in
I could probably take your chick, but
I just wouldn't 'cause she's jarrin', oh
I got the sauce (Sauce)
Don't know what you thought (Thoughts)
Catch me up in snowin' in
My sliders and my shorts (Shorts)
Chicks tryna get my brother Flipz
To share his thoughts
I think he's tryna tell me I
Should tell her he don't talk
I don't fuck with her yeah, I used to hit it
But you're stuck with her
Man, I wouldn't even try my luck with her
Gyal say I'm bougie
(Word) , way too exclusive (Word)
Chillin' in Dubai
Know I get it all inclusive (Word)
Now may I ask if you can
Find it in your spirit (yeah)
To leave us all alone and go
And mind your fuckin' business
Lookin' in the mirror sayin', "Mikey
You're the illest" (yeah)
When I'm James Bond
Tryna live my movie like I'm Idris
So we telling 'em look
My bruddas don't dab, we just Vossi bop (Ayy)
I tell your girl to link
Me at the coffee shop (Ayy)
Getting freaky in the sheets
We're takin' body shots (Ayy)
Then I finish with a facial
Just to top it off, ayy
My bruddas don't dab, we just Vossi bop (Ayy)
I tell your girl to link
Me at the coffee shop (Ayy)
Getting freaky in the sheets
We're takin' body shots (Ayy)
Then I finish with a facial
Just to top it off, ayy
My bruddas don't dab, we just Vossi bop
So much Vossi I might open up a Vossi shop
Mummy sayin' that I need to get some sleep
All this flyin' overseas is always
Fuckin' up my body clock
And all this stress has got
Me wreckin' up my brain (Ayy, ayy)
So tell these likkle fishes back
Up off my name (Ayy, ayy)
I ain't gotta be a rapper with a chain
Cah the rules are kinda different when
You're baddin' up the game (Straight)
Baddin' up the game, bad it up again (yeah)
Had 'em up before, have 'em up again (yeah)
Fake bruddas, man, your mandem all pretend
(yeah) pussy by himself, he's badder
With his friends, aww
You man are so insecure, man, it's a joke
(Man, it's a joke)
I need a Ballon d'Or, 'cause I'm the GOAT
(Still the GOAT)
If you believe in your sauce
Then raise a toast (Raise a toast)
These are some genius thoughts
So make the most told her "Save me some"
I need all the homage, could you pay me some?
Man a droppin' bangers on your baby mums
Gyal say I'm rude
(Word) , they wanna see me nude (Word)
My name Stiff Chocolate
I got nothing left to prove
I got holes in my lapel
Rubbin' shoulders with your girl
Which one of said that I would go to jail?
(Wah?) well, I guess you have to hold a L
Tell 'em "This is London city
We the hottest in the world"
What we tellin' em? Look
My bruddas don't dab, we just Vossi bop (Ayy)
I tell your girl to link
Me at the coffee shop (Ayy)
Getting freaky in the sheets
We're takin' body shots (Ayy)
Then I finish with a facial
Just to top it off, ayy
My bruddas don't dab, we just Vossi bop (Ayy)
I tell your girl to link
Me at the coffee shop (Ayy)
Getting freaky in the sheets
We're takin' body shots (Ayy)
Then I finish with a facial
Just to top it off, ayy
My bruddas don't dab, we just Vossi bop
I tell your girl to link
Me at the coffee shop
Getting freaky in the sheets
We're takin' body shots
Then I finish with a facial
Just to top it off, ayy
My bruddas don't dab, we just Vossi bop
I tell your girl to link
Me at the coffee shop
Getting freaky in the sheets
We're takin' body shots
Then I finish with a facial
Just to top it off, ayy
You ain't got a clue, let's be honest
I had a couple seeds and made a forest
I put in the work and take the profit
Lookin' at my girl like, "What a goddess"
(Thank God)
Rule number two, don't make the promise
If you can't keep the deal
Then just be honest (Just be honest)
I could never die, I'm Chuck Norris
(Chuck Norris)
Fuck the government and fuck Boris (yeah)
I'm a villain, killin' when I'm barrin'
Brothers in the hood just like the
Movie that I star in servicin' my whip
I phoned the boss to bring my car in
I could probably take your chick, but
I just wouldn't 'cause she's jarrin', oh
I got the sauce (Sauce)
Don't know what you thought (Thoughts)
Catch me up in snowin' in
My sliders and my shorts (Shorts)
Chicks tryna get my brother Flipz
To share his thoughts
I think he's tryna tell me I
Should tell her he don't talk
I don't fuck with her yeah, I used to hit it
But you're stuck with her
Man, I wouldn't even try my luck with her
Gyal say I'm bougie
(Word) , way too exclusive (Word)
Chillin' in Dubai
Know I get it all inclusive (Word)
Now may I ask if you can
Find it in your spirit (yeah)
To leave us all alone and go
And mind your fuckin' business
Lookin' in the mirror sayin', "Mikey
You're the illest" (yeah)
When I'm James Bond
Tryna live my movie like I'm Idris
So we telling 'em look
My bruddas don't dab, we just Vossi bop (Ayy)
I tell your girl to link
Me at the coffee shop (Ayy)
Getting freaky in the sheets
We're takin' body shots (Ayy)
Then I finish with a facial
Just to top it off, ayy
My bruddas don't dab, we just Vossi bop (Ayy)
I tell your girl to link
Me at the coffee shop (Ayy)
Getting freaky in the sheets
We're takin' body shots (Ayy)
Then I finish with a facial
Just to top it off, ayy
My bruddas don't dab, we just Vossi bop
So much Vossi I might open up a Vossi shop
Mummy sayin' that I need to get some sleep
All this flyin' overseas is always
Fuckin' up my body clock
And all this stress has got
Me wreckin' up my brain (Ayy, ayy)
So tell these likkle fishes back
Up off my name (Ayy, ayy)
I ain't gotta be a rapper with a chain
Cah the rules are kinda different when
You're baddin' up the game (Straight)
Baddin' up the game, bad it up again (yeah)
Had 'em up before, have 'em up again (yeah)
Fake bruddas, man, your mandem all pretend
(yeah) pussy by himself, he's badder
With his friends, aww
You man are so insecure, man, it's a joke
(Man, it's a joke)
I need a Ballon d'Or, 'cause I'm the GOAT
(Still the GOAT)
If you believe in your sauce
Then raise a toast (Raise a toast)
These are some genius thoughts
So make the most told her "Save me some"
I need all the homage, could you pay me some?
Man a droppin' bangers on your baby mums
Gyal say I'm rude
(Word) , they wanna see me nude (Word)
My name Stiff Chocolate
I got nothing left to prove
I got holes in my lapel
Rubbin' shoulders with your girl
Which one of said that I would go to jail?
(Wah?) well, I guess you have to hold a L
Tell 'em "This is London city
We the hottest in the world"
What we tellin' em? Look
My bruddas don't dab, we just Vossi bop (Ayy)
I tell your girl to link
Me at the coffee shop (Ayy)
Getting freaky in the sheets
We're takin' body shots (Ayy)
Then I finish with a facial
Just to top it off, ayy
My bruddas don't dab, we just Vossi bop (Ayy)
I tell your girl to link
Me at the coffee shop (Ayy)
Getting freaky in the sheets
We're takin' body shots (Ayy)
Then I finish with a facial
Just to top it off, ayy