Straight No Chaser - Ruined Disney Songs lyrics

Disney movies set the bar
With stories that are bizarre
Expensive toys that kids desire
Will bankrupt you

I have catfished a girl
By lying, scheming, pretending
But don’t tell princess that I’m a street rat
That truth we can hide

I just met a great guy
But will my father approve of him?
He’s arranged my marriage to Jafar
Which makes me want to cry
It’s an unfair world
(I wish the carpet had a ring?)
Just take me very far away from Aragbar
Even though I barely know you

It’s just me and you, it’s just me and you)
And my tiger too, but he’ll eat Abu
Then he’ll eat my face, in Aladin part two

Out in France, lived a prince
Who was super arrogant
An enchantress put a spell on him
His face would make you wince
Found a girl, name was Belle
Only chance to break the spell
Locked in his castle forever
Stockholm syndrome now or never

Talking clocks, talking candles
Too much to handle
And the service here is getting quite insane
They’ll fill you up with free pie
But then charge for WIFI
Belle’s depressed, and in a stress
As his guest, forever his guest

Look at this stuff, isn’t it neat?
Too bad that all of it’s wet and mouldy
Wouldn’t you think she’s the girl
The girl who ruins everything
But who cares, no big deal she wants more

She’s trying to be where the people are
But her dad really hates those humans
It’d also be hard with out those
What’s that word again? Oh, feet
But Ursula made a deal for her voice
Which would cause any man to rejoice
But how do they sing under
The sea without gurgling?

Nants ingonyama bagithi baba
Sithi uhm ingonyama but what does that mean?
(no idea I have no idea
No idea I have no idea)
When Disney made this movie
(Ingonyama nengw' enamabala)
There was one goal they had
To scare the crap out of every kid
Into listening to their mum and dad
The great circle of life
Until you’re mauled by hyenas
Who were hired by your uncle
Who wants to take your throne
But have no fear, this had a happy ending
Cause it’s Disney, and not real life