Straight No Chaser - The Movie Medley lyrics

Bap de ba ba bap bap bap
Get your popcorn (and butter please)
And Diet Coke (less calories)
And take your seats (silence your phones)

There are dinosaurs in Jurassic Park
Oh no! They just escaped
The power went out setting them all free
Run for your lives! (Oh my God)
(Run for your lives, I got bit)
(Run for your lives!)

He's got cool cars and gadgets
Loves brunettes and blondes
Your husband loves these movies
He loves brunettes and blondes
Brosnan and Daniel Craig
Connery and Roger Moore
And those two other guys
You've never heard of before
Bond, James Bond

Found him in our backyard
Was left by his spaceship eT the tiny alien
Just wants to phone home

Kate Winslet was cheating with DiCaprio
An iceberg caused the ship to sink
But that string quartet kept cool
And played along as most everyone drowned

(Har-rison Ford, Har-rison Ford)
Indiana, not the school
(Har-rison Ford, Har-rison Ford)
He was a cowboy with a science background
(Har-rison Ford, Har-rison Ford)
He was searching for a cup
(Har-rison Ford, Har-rison Ford)
While fighting pirates and bad guys
And running from boulders in a cave
(boulders in a cave)

Life is a box of chocolates he said
And he really had to pee
When not on the run, he sat on that bench
Waiting to see Jenny they had a child
The kid from the Sixth Sense
Dead people he could see
Bruce Willis dead the whole time
What a great movie

Have you seen this movie?
Our guess would be no
But this famous theme song you probably know
We'll show you how this song is used
In movies and shows (all your favorite shows)
The character's always in a race
Running in slow-mo

Sylvester Stallone was a nobody
Until he wrote this great story
The underdog wins in the end
Always yelling: "Adrian!" rocky boy
The Rocky fight
They kept the montage tonight
Running up the stairs
Push ups and punching cows to train
(Oh Philadelphia)

Star Wars more like bizarre wars
Too many prequels can't follow along
Vader more like a hater
Used his lightsaber to injure his son
Now, Luke
We're grateful that you saved everyone
But why did you kiss your sister?
(That's just nasty)
We know, she looked hot in that gold bikini
But c'mon man she's still family
Family (Everybody) star Wars
Ya da da Star Wars ya da da Star Wars
Ya da da da!

Hope you enjoyed (hope you enjoyed)
Our SNC (Our SNC)
Movie Medley! (you should applaud)