SuperMega - Brand New Shirt lyrics

Got a brand new shirt got a brand new shirt
Got a brand new shirt
Lookie, lookie, at my brand new shirt
Got a brand new pants got a brand new pants
Got a brand new pants
Take a look at my brand new pants

Got a brand new shirt
It’s a bit tight but I make it work
Got two sleeves on my brand new shirt
Everybody jealous of this introvert
Got a brand new pants
They’re a little big but I look like a champ
I got my two legs in my brand new pants
I really, really
Really like my brand new pants
Got a brand new hat
Few cum stains, nothing wrong with that
Girls lining up for my brand new hat
Take a couple home, let you do the math
Got a brand new boots
The ladies really like me in
My brand new boots
When they see me wearing them
Then they say "let’s screw"
These boots are made for screwing
And that’s what they’ll do

Got a brand new shirt got a brand new shirt
Got a brand new shirt
Lookie, lookie, at my brand new shirt
Got a brand new pants got a brand new pants
Got a brand new pants
Take a look at my brand new pants

Got a brand new lungs gotta switch ‘em out
‘cause smoking ciggies is fun
Breathing like a champ with
My brand new lungs
Sipping on this can with my brand new lungs
(Slurp) got a brand new toy
Tastes kinda funny but it brings me joy
I have a lot of fun with my brand new toy
(Slurp) got a brand new drink
Tastes kind of bitter but
It really don’t sting really going in
(Slurping) Oh… ugh… brand new
(Slurping) oh, God
(Slurping, coughing)

Got a brand new shirt got a brand new shirt
Got a brand new shirt
Lookie, lookie, at my brand new shirt
Got a brand new pants got a brand new pants
Got a brand new pants
Take a look at my brand new pants