Swamp Dogg - Dr. M. L. G. (J. A.) lyrics
[Swamp Dogg - Dr. M. L. G. J. A. lyrics]
I was mentally and physically exhausted
But, I didn't know it
The chairmen of five corporations
Flying abroad keeping abroad
Running so much I didn't show it
One day I started feeling weird and weak
And out of it completely
And no matter how much rest I got
I always woke up sleepy then I got a hiccup
That lasted all weekend i called my doctor
He said "Where you been?"
Come on in come on in
Right away right away
I mean today i mean today, yeah, yeah
Come on in
He did an electrocardiogram
And checked my weight
He said "You have a coronary boy
But, you're young and it's not too late"
Laying up in the hospital
Tubes in my arms and nose
For three weeks they wouldn't let
Me out of the bed
For fear life would close it's doors
Friends got very scarce
For fear I would ask for money
But they didn't know I had a bale of dough
The joke's on them (ha ha ha ha ha ha)
That's funny
I finally went home with a healed heart
And a wounded mind
Only to go to a shrink and find
That my internist had wasted my time
I was suffering from anxiety
Which gives the symptoms of a heart attack
Physically I was sound as a yen
And could've done the work of ten lumberjacks
Now he's mad because I won't pay
He's got collection agencies hounding me
Night and day he's wrong and I'm right
But, if I sued for malpractice
The courts wouldn't let me fight
Now I don't go to doctors anymore
Because my mental attitude lets me endure
Anything that God above wants me to have
You can take your doctors and
Shove 'em up your ass
You take 'em all and shove 'em up-
You can shove 'em up- you can shove 'em up-
You can shove 'em up- lord, lord, lord, lord
You can shove 'em up-
Your yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah, yeah aww
But, I didn't know it
The chairmen of five corporations
Flying abroad keeping abroad
Running so much I didn't show it
One day I started feeling weird and weak
And out of it completely
And no matter how much rest I got
I always woke up sleepy then I got a hiccup
That lasted all weekend i called my doctor
He said "Where you been?"
Come on in come on in
Right away right away
I mean today i mean today, yeah, yeah
Come on in
He did an electrocardiogram
And checked my weight
He said "You have a coronary boy
But, you're young and it's not too late"
Laying up in the hospital
Tubes in my arms and nose
For three weeks they wouldn't let
Me out of the bed
For fear life would close it's doors
Friends got very scarce
For fear I would ask for money
But they didn't know I had a bale of dough
The joke's on them (ha ha ha ha ha ha)
That's funny
I finally went home with a healed heart
And a wounded mind
Only to go to a shrink and find
That my internist had wasted my time
I was suffering from anxiety
Which gives the symptoms of a heart attack
Physically I was sound as a yen
And could've done the work of ten lumberjacks
Now he's mad because I won't pay
He's got collection agencies hounding me
Night and day he's wrong and I'm right
But, if I sued for malpractice
The courts wouldn't let me fight
Now I don't go to doctors anymore
Because my mental attitude lets me endure
Anything that God above wants me to have
You can take your doctors and
Shove 'em up your ass
You take 'em all and shove 'em up-
You can shove 'em up- you can shove 'em up-
You can shove 'em up- lord, lord, lord, lord
You can shove 'em up-
Your yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah, yeah aww