Sweet Knives - Fruitcake lyrics

I'm a fruitcake, that's all I'll be
I'm a fruitcake, sweet as can be
I'm a fruitcake, and it's oh so right
I'm a fruitcake baby and that's what I like

When I was a boy my momma came right up to me
And told me there's something
You should know when you were born your head
Looked like an apple tree
Growin' from your nose to your toes

I had bananas for my brains
And grapes for my eyes
A kiwi for my belly and pears for my thighs
A mango for my makeup and what a surprise
I'm a fruitcake baby and that's what I like

I'm a fruitcake, that's all I'll be
I'm a fruitcake, sweet as can be
I'm a fruitcake, and it's oh so right
I'm a fruitcake baby and that's what I like

When I was a kid my momma
Picked me off a tree
And told me there's something
You should know when you were just a sprout
I found a little recipe
And pulled you out the oven door

I had bananas for my brains
And grapes for my eyes
A kiwi for my belly and pears for my thighs
A mango for my makeup and what a surprise
I'm a fruitcake baby and that's what I like

I'm a fruitcake, that's all I'll be
I'm a fruitcake, sweet as can be
I'm a fruitcake, and it's oh so right
I'm a fruitcake baby and that's what I like

(fruit solo)

I had bananas for my brains
And grapes for my eyes
A kiwi for my belly and pears for my thighs
A mango for my makeup and what a surprise
I'm a fruitcake baby and that's what I like
I'm a fruitcake, that's all I'll be
I'm a fruitcake, sweet as can be
I'm a fruitcake, and it's oh so right
I'm a fruitcake baby and that's what I like

I'm a fruitcake, that's all I'll be
I'm a fruitcake, sweet as can be
I'm a fruitcake, and it's oh so right
I'm a fruitcake baby and that's what I like

I'm a fruitcake, that's all I'll be
I'm a fruitcake, sweet as can be
I'm a fruitcake, and it's oh so right
I'm a fruitcake baby and that's what I like

I'm a fruitcake baby and that's what I like
I'm a fruitcake baby and that's what I like
I'm a fruitcake baby and that's what I like

I'm a fruitcake baby, okay
I'm a fruitcake baby, okay
I'm a fruitcake baby, okay
I'm a fruitcake baby, okay

I'm a fruitcake baby, okay
I'm a fruitcake baby, okay