Swifty McVay, 80 Empire, Obie Trice - Phoney lyrics
[Swifty McVay, 80 Empire, Obie Trice - Phoney lyrics]
Uhm, I'm here to make a complaint
What's the complaint?
I just saw some creature drag
A body in the alley a creature?
You're such a phoney
No, I'm not a phoney, I'm a taxpayin' citizen
You're such a pho-o-o-o-oney
What are you talking about?
This thing is not normal, man, it's not human
Let me explain to you what happened
It was eleven o' clock at night
I decided to grab a bite to eat
Somebody lyin' in the street (Damn)
His body was beaten so bad
That you would think he got touched by
All the members of the UFC
I got closer, his body was shaking bad though
My peripheral saw a black ass shadow
Walking past and got my ass back in the taho
Grab the gat and see someone
Drag him by the asshole
What the hell is that? (Damn) It's abnormal
I headed back to tell all my friends
They laughed more and more
The Task Force lookin' at me ignorin' me
So you gotta go
Gotta believe me, it's horrible
I'm sorry yo, you're trippin', it's not real
It's fake shit but why don't you let me
Tell you the description? It's Lucifer
Baldheaded Medusa mixed with Freddy Krueger
And his ass lit up - I'm not stupid
When you see me on the corner try
To act like you my homie
Although when the curtain closes
You talk trash, you're such a phoney
Du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du
You talk trash, you're such a phoney
Du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du
You talk trash, you're such a phoney
Yeah, when Swift said he witnessed
The two headed image
I'll admit, I thought it was O-B (Overboard)
I'm thinkin' two sets of liquors may
Be runnin' through his system
That could distort what you foresee (Drunk)
But then the clue said the
Way his eyebrow was risen
While he tellin' the story
I made a stupid decision going
Through with what he's fearin'
That's why this can never be phoney (Mmh mmh)
Listen, same alley, flashlight extra battery
Now goin' out like black
Actors and actresses be
I'm an athlete gettin' out miraculously
That's when he jumped behind
The trashcan after me
Can barely swallow, runnin' while he follow
I'm a father, this will not be my departure
All set and done
When I was runnin' from the drama
Only thing on my mind was "Momma!"
When you see me on the corner try
To act like you my homie
Although when the curtain closes
You talk trash, you're such a phoney
Du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du
You talk trash, you're such a phoney
Du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du
You talk trash, you're such a phoney
You're such a phoney
Phoney like a three dollar-bill
You're such a phoney beware of the shock
I got venom comin' out my gill
(Phoney, phoney, phoney, phoney)
Phoney like a three dollar-bill
You're such a motherf
(Phoney, phoney, phoney, phoney)
Beware of the shock
With the venom comin' out this gill
When you see me on the corner try
To act like you my homie
Although when the curtain closes
You talk trash, you're such a phoney
(You're such a phoney)
Du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du
You talk trash, you're such a phoney
(You're such a phoney)
Du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du
You talk trash, you're such a phoney
So y'all not gon' do nothin'?
Officer, get him outta here
Wait, you can't kick me out, nah man
You gotta believe me
You sound phoney, why' you wasting my time?
I don't have time to lie
'bout somethin' like that
Aren't you that D12 guy? What?
You need to lay up the purple pills, goodbye
Goodbye? Man, I'm tellin' you, man, eh, no
Stop it! Get him outta here aw, damn
What's the complaint?
I just saw some creature drag
A body in the alley a creature?
You're such a phoney
No, I'm not a phoney, I'm a taxpayin' citizen
You're such a pho-o-o-o-oney
What are you talking about?
This thing is not normal, man, it's not human
Let me explain to you what happened
It was eleven o' clock at night
I decided to grab a bite to eat
Somebody lyin' in the street (Damn)
His body was beaten so bad
That you would think he got touched by
All the members of the UFC
I got closer, his body was shaking bad though
My peripheral saw a black ass shadow
Walking past and got my ass back in the taho
Grab the gat and see someone
Drag him by the asshole
What the hell is that? (Damn) It's abnormal
I headed back to tell all my friends
They laughed more and more
The Task Force lookin' at me ignorin' me
So you gotta go
Gotta believe me, it's horrible
I'm sorry yo, you're trippin', it's not real
It's fake shit but why don't you let me
Tell you the description? It's Lucifer
Baldheaded Medusa mixed with Freddy Krueger
And his ass lit up - I'm not stupid
When you see me on the corner try
To act like you my homie
Although when the curtain closes
You talk trash, you're such a phoney
Du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du
You talk trash, you're such a phoney
Du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du
You talk trash, you're such a phoney
Yeah, when Swift said he witnessed
The two headed image
I'll admit, I thought it was O-B (Overboard)
I'm thinkin' two sets of liquors may
Be runnin' through his system
That could distort what you foresee (Drunk)
But then the clue said the
Way his eyebrow was risen
While he tellin' the story
I made a stupid decision going
Through with what he's fearin'
That's why this can never be phoney (Mmh mmh)
Listen, same alley, flashlight extra battery
Now goin' out like black
Actors and actresses be
I'm an athlete gettin' out miraculously
That's when he jumped behind
The trashcan after me
Can barely swallow, runnin' while he follow
I'm a father, this will not be my departure
All set and done
When I was runnin' from the drama
Only thing on my mind was "Momma!"
When you see me on the corner try
To act like you my homie
Although when the curtain closes
You talk trash, you're such a phoney
Du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du
You talk trash, you're such a phoney
Du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du
You talk trash, you're such a phoney
You're such a phoney
Phoney like a three dollar-bill
You're such a phoney beware of the shock
I got venom comin' out my gill
(Phoney, phoney, phoney, phoney)
Phoney like a three dollar-bill
You're such a motherf
(Phoney, phoney, phoney, phoney)
Beware of the shock
With the venom comin' out this gill
When you see me on the corner try
To act like you my homie
Although when the curtain closes
You talk trash, you're such a phoney
(You're such a phoney)
Du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du
You talk trash, you're such a phoney
(You're such a phoney)
Du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du
You talk trash, you're such a phoney
So y'all not gon' do nothin'?
Officer, get him outta here
Wait, you can't kick me out, nah man
You gotta believe me
You sound phoney, why' you wasting my time?
I don't have time to lie
'bout somethin' like that
Aren't you that D12 guy? What?
You need to lay up the purple pills, goodbye
Goodbye? Man, I'm tellin' you, man, eh, no
Stop it! Get him outta here aw, damn