Swollen Members - Cock Blocker lyrics

Yo what's up hey
It's Madchild you guys let me in man
It's Madchild from Swollen Members guys

Walk into the room
An intentional cock blocker
Talk awkward, pop off and rock proper
Big stack of rhymes sit's inside
Of my top locker
Vest like a biker, bottom and top rockers
Walk into a room, unintentional cock blocker
Talk awkward, pop off and rock proper
Prev spitting rhymes harder than a gobstopper
With Rob's knocker, louder than a rock opera

I walk into a mall with a gun
People are panicking
Scream "Fuck the world" then I
Shoot a couple mannequins
Hop onto my bike and ride
Away like Sons of Anarchy
With a bunch of other kids looking
For more fun and shenanigans
We all have been abandoned
I don't need your damn companionship
Man handling manurism
A maniac with manuscripts i'm the
I'm the Little Monster spittin'
The purest raps
People linin' up like I'm a tourist trap
I'm sure of that my raps are baffling
They probably think that Mad is daffy
But Mad is happy, kinda baddie
Plus a chatty cappy
Got a handicap, cap the size of Andy Capp
Got a strap handy in my backpack
Best that you're standing back
The band is back together like
Bandit's in cracked leather
Black bandanas with tassels and tan feathers
You can get mangled by a Bengal tiger
Don't make me give a shit cause
You'll find that you're my fiber

We're standing waste deep in shit creek
With a rap geek and a sick freak
With a beat maker that'll eat
Fakers like mince meat
Since blitzkrieg was on screen
We've long dreamed for our
Team to rival yours
Screwdrivers thought eyeballs
I sky fall from travel wars
What's mine is yours unless, of course
You diss the North and piss me off
When I rap about when my pistol pops
I tap em out, let the bodies drop
It's gravity actually too
Why you acting all Humpty dude
I'll spill your blood like zippity do
I'll kill your crew like lickity spit
I think you might be thinking lightly
Things are slightly changed
I pulled some chains around your neck
Then washed you down the drain
The spiral is viral
It's liable to defile you x-files for miles
Where our freestyles are driving through town
Who threw down? New ground broken
There's a black hawk down
And the helicopters smokin'
This is hostile territory
Hospital beds and inventory
Lots of em dead already
Heavy shells, we bombin' everybody

Now I got these lyrics
They’re bubbling in my noggin
Huddled in my room while
Hobbling like a goblin
Old and now the force is
With me like I'm Yoda
Similar resemblance from cigarettes and soda
Multiple personalities altering Mad's reality
Cultivate abnormality into an awesome salary
Form like voltron these three, compatible
Know deep leading vanity
A meat eating animal receding hairline
Beast eating their minds
Keep breeding rare, feeding terror
Breathing airline
My microphone is a machete in it's own right
Promise that I won't bite
Furniture is bone white
And I will not commit myself to an asylum
Even though I'm schizo and my
Thoughts are awful violent
I know how to clear a room
Hockey mask and tear gas
Smoke bombs and bear mace
Filling up your staircase

Yeah, if you wasn't down before
You definitely ain't getting down now
You can't reach us no more
Bitch, that's not a threat, that's a promise