Tankard - Alien Revenge lyrics
[Tankard - Alien Revenge lyrics]
The story that's been on the
News was fourteen years ago
An alien from outer space
Drank all my alcohol
That motherfucker disappeared
Just leaving me a mental wreck
But now I'm recovered
On his brain I will shit!
Flying through eternal space
Wiping out the alien race
Die Alien Die - You stole my beer
I want it back!
Kill Alien Kill - You're going down
I'll break your neck!
Die Alien Die - Revenge is sweet
I'm on my way! Kill Alien Kill - This green
Drunk bastard has to pay!
Arriving on their planet "green"
I see the breweries
I pull my shining laser gun
And watch those suckers flee
They stole the secrets of the brew
You drunken thieves will go to hell
Too many, they got me
I'm stranded on this world
I know now their evil plan
Chemical invasion, man!
Die Alien Die - You stole my beer
I want it back!
Kill Alien Kill - You're going down
I'll break your neck!
Die Alien Die - Revenge is sweet
I'm on my way! Kill Alien Kill - This green
Drunk bastard has to pay!
The story that's been on the
News was fourteen years ago
An alien from outer space
Drank all my alcohol
That motherfucker disappeared
Just leaving me a mental wreck
But now I'm recovered
On his brain I will shit!
Flying through eternal space
Wiping out the alien race
Die Alien Die - You stole my beer
I want it back!
Kill Alien Kill - You're going down
I'll break your neck!
Die Alien Die - Revenge is sweet
I'm on my way! Kill Alien Kill - This green
Drunk bastard has to pay
News was fourteen years ago
An alien from outer space
Drank all my alcohol
That motherfucker disappeared
Just leaving me a mental wreck
But now I'm recovered
On his brain I will shit!
Flying through eternal space
Wiping out the alien race
Die Alien Die - You stole my beer
I want it back!
Kill Alien Kill - You're going down
I'll break your neck!
Die Alien Die - Revenge is sweet
I'm on my way! Kill Alien Kill - This green
Drunk bastard has to pay!
Arriving on their planet "green"
I see the breweries
I pull my shining laser gun
And watch those suckers flee
They stole the secrets of the brew
You drunken thieves will go to hell
Too many, they got me
I'm stranded on this world
I know now their evil plan
Chemical invasion, man!
Die Alien Die - You stole my beer
I want it back!
Kill Alien Kill - You're going down
I'll break your neck!
Die Alien Die - Revenge is sweet
I'm on my way! Kill Alien Kill - This green
Drunk bastard has to pay!
The story that's been on the
News was fourteen years ago
An alien from outer space
Drank all my alcohol
That motherfucker disappeared
Just leaving me a mental wreck
But now I'm recovered
On his brain I will shit!
Flying through eternal space
Wiping out the alien race
Die Alien Die - You stole my beer
I want it back!
Kill Alien Kill - You're going down
I'll break your neck!
Die Alien Die - Revenge is sweet
I'm on my way! Kill Alien Kill - This green
Drunk bastard has to pay