Tankard - Fandom at Random lyrics
[Tankard - Fandom at Random lyrics]
No matter what you seek
No matter what you like
We share the same belief
And we fight the same fight
You want to join our ranks?
Obsession's what you'll need
We're cheering, pumping fists
We're roaring die hard fans
Move! Get going! Get up you lazy geeks
Fans! United! Marching in the streets
Hold up the banners and
Support your favourite stars
Adore those musicians, actors, sportsmen
Racing cars
Don't mind who's your idol
The main point is fun
A Trek-Convention's just as crazy
As a Jedi-Clan
A fetish is (A fetish is)
My fanboy-dream (My fanboy-dream)
An autograph, a panty orgasm guaranteed
Fandom at random choose your cult per day
Fandom at random freaks at play
Fandom at random cloned identities
Worshipper's syndrome?
That's the least! That's the least!
Skip religion! Crusaders can go home
Go keep your violence, holy war and pope!
No church-fanaticism, no Scientology
We are just devotees who
Love tolerance for free
Don't mind who's your idol
The main point is fun
A Trek-Convention's just as crazy
As a Jedi-Clan
A fetish is (A fetish is)
My fanboy-dream (My fanboy-dream)
An autograph, a panty orgasm guaranteed
Fandom at random choose your cult per day
Fandom at random freaks at play
Fandom at random cloned identities
Worshipper's Syndrome?
That's the least! That's the least!
No matter what you seek
No matter what you like
We share the same belief
And we fight the same fight a fetish is
My fanboy-dream an autograph, a panty
Orgasm guaranteed
Fandom at random choose your cult per day
Fandom at random freaks at play
Fandom at random cloned identities
Worshipper's Syndrome?
That's the least! That's the least!
No matter what you like
We share the same belief
And we fight the same fight
You want to join our ranks?
Obsession's what you'll need
We're cheering, pumping fists
We're roaring die hard fans
Move! Get going! Get up you lazy geeks
Fans! United! Marching in the streets
Hold up the banners and
Support your favourite stars
Adore those musicians, actors, sportsmen
Racing cars
Don't mind who's your idol
The main point is fun
A Trek-Convention's just as crazy
As a Jedi-Clan
A fetish is (A fetish is)
My fanboy-dream (My fanboy-dream)
An autograph, a panty orgasm guaranteed
Fandom at random choose your cult per day
Fandom at random freaks at play
Fandom at random cloned identities
Worshipper's syndrome?
That's the least! That's the least!
Skip religion! Crusaders can go home
Go keep your violence, holy war and pope!
No church-fanaticism, no Scientology
We are just devotees who
Love tolerance for free
Don't mind who's your idol
The main point is fun
A Trek-Convention's just as crazy
As a Jedi-Clan
A fetish is (A fetish is)
My fanboy-dream (My fanboy-dream)
An autograph, a panty orgasm guaranteed
Fandom at random choose your cult per day
Fandom at random freaks at play
Fandom at random cloned identities
Worshipper's Syndrome?
That's the least! That's the least!
No matter what you seek
No matter what you like
We share the same belief
And we fight the same fight a fetish is
My fanboy-dream an autograph, a panty
Orgasm guaranteed
Fandom at random choose your cult per day
Fandom at random freaks at play
Fandom at random cloned identities
Worshipper's Syndrome?
That's the least! That's the least!