Tankard - Fat Snatchers (The Hippo Effect) lyrics
[Tankard - Fat Snatchers The Hippo Effect lyrics]
My name is Chunk and I'm a real fat ass
No diet plan could ever help me
My friends are laughing about my plump mass
Where is my dick? Long time no see
Yesterday I heard of an arcane company
A cult, maybe
That's crazy about a slender body
With blood I signed a contract
A lifetime membership
Proponents call the concept
"The Hippo Effect"
Check in hypnotherapy lose weight in coma
Check out of reality you won't remember
Fat snatchers want you
They have a secret plan
Fat snatchers watch you
If you're a sugar fan fat snatchers need you
Your pounds, your calories
Fat snatchers harvest
Reduce you just in weeks
My name was Chunk, now it's thirty days later
I can't believe what became of me
A featherweight, a chocolate hater
It all seems odd, I'll investigate
A country in the Third World
Is where the traces lead
So horrified I realize: there's
Nothing to eat
From all alone they're getting fat
Some even look like me
I can't escape "Hippo Effect"
Malnourished and bony
Check in hypnotherapy lose weight in coma
Check out of reality you won't remember
Fat snatchers want you
They have a secret plan
Fat snatchers watch you
If you're a sugar fan fat snatchers need you
Your pounds, your calories
Fat snatchers harvest
Reduce you just in weeks
Check in hypnotherapy lose weight in coma
Check out of reality you won't remember
Fat snatchers want you
They have a secret plan
Fat snatchers watch you
If you're a sugar fan fat snatchers need you
Your pounds, your calories
Fat snatchers harvest
Reduce you just in weeks
No diet plan could ever help me
My friends are laughing about my plump mass
Where is my dick? Long time no see
Yesterday I heard of an arcane company
A cult, maybe
That's crazy about a slender body
With blood I signed a contract
A lifetime membership
Proponents call the concept
"The Hippo Effect"
Check in hypnotherapy lose weight in coma
Check out of reality you won't remember
Fat snatchers want you
They have a secret plan
Fat snatchers watch you
If you're a sugar fan fat snatchers need you
Your pounds, your calories
Fat snatchers harvest
Reduce you just in weeks
My name was Chunk, now it's thirty days later
I can't believe what became of me
A featherweight, a chocolate hater
It all seems odd, I'll investigate
A country in the Third World
Is where the traces lead
So horrified I realize: there's
Nothing to eat
From all alone they're getting fat
Some even look like me
I can't escape "Hippo Effect"
Malnourished and bony
Check in hypnotherapy lose weight in coma
Check out of reality you won't remember
Fat snatchers want you
They have a secret plan
Fat snatchers watch you
If you're a sugar fan fat snatchers need you
Your pounds, your calories
Fat snatchers harvest
Reduce you just in weeks
Check in hypnotherapy lose weight in coma
Check out of reality you won't remember
Fat snatchers want you
They have a secret plan
Fat snatchers watch you
If you're a sugar fan fat snatchers need you
Your pounds, your calories
Fat snatchers harvest
Reduce you just in weeks