Tankard - Fooled by Your Guts lyrics
[Tankard - Fooled by Your Guts lyrics]
Hard to believe
But certainly as true as gold
It's an enigma, an exception in mankind
Hark to my words and let
The story twist your mind
There was a man who lived in the US
Quite average he was, I must confess
Quite decent, fair and settled as they say
And here the story takes it's course
Fooled by your guts they're brewing alcohol
Fooled like a klutz
Fooled by your own brewing guts
Belly-brewed beer who ever heard of that?
Belly of fear fear of your own belly-beer
They found him drunk with 3, 70 per mill
"I do not drink!" he swore
To heaven and to hell
No one believed him until finally one day
Special doctor luckily would meet his way
They locked him in a secret hideaway
And nourished him on diet every day
Whenever he ate any kind of carbs
The story sadly took it's course
Fooled by your guts they're brewing alcohol
Fooled like a klutz
Fooled by your own brewing guts
Belly-brewed beer who ever heard of that?
Belly of fear fear of your own belly-beer
They found saccharomyces cerevisiae
Within his guts one liberating day
A fungus turning starch to alcohol
Where can I get that one?
Fooled by your guts they're brewing alcohol
Fooled like a klutz
Fooled by your own brewing guts
Belly-brewed beer who ever heard of that?
Belly of fear fear of your own belly-beer
Fooled by your guts!