Tankard - Hot Dog Inferno lyrics
[Tankard - Hot Dog Inferno lyrics]
No matter where you're from
Either near or far come to my snack bar
Have some fries or have some meat
No matter what you eat you will never know
At "Hot Dog Inferno"!
Welcome to the best burger in your whole life
Order, fool, or you'll miss all the fun
Hey there, lady
Suck my sausage for the whole night
Come on, baby, I'll serve you all night long
No way! Eat it up! Sit down again
It's a long day! Bad luck!
See this gun, mister?
Look into mu frying pan
And I will cook your brain swallow faster
This sandwich disaster have some fries
Or have some meat no matter what you eat
You will never know at "Hot Dog Inferno"!
Ain't that good? It's an
Age old mayonnaise cream
Ketchup rules, so please, drink up your cup
Greasy sauce
I bet you'd die to try my tongue quiche
Boiling pasta is heating up your blood
No way! Eat it up! Sit down again
It's a long day! Bad luck!
See this gun, mister?
Your tombstones my wooden spoon
Your order seals your doom die of mustard
You god damned bastard
Have some fries or have some meat
No matter what you eat you will never know
At "Hot Dog Inferno"!
Fidding you with black pudding
To your last breath
Onions raw will make you fart til death
Finalli I'm gonna cut you into pieces
Steaks on my grill, you smell so good at last
No way! Eat it up! Sit down again
It's a long day! Bad luck!
See this gun, mister?
Appetite and hunger come
No matter where you're from
Either near or far come to my snack bar
Have some fries or have some meat
No matter what you eat you will never know
At "Hot Dog Inferno"!
Ever been a cannibal?
Just look at your plate, pal
What a big surprise
The last one in your life
Have some fries or have some meat
No matter what you eat you will never know
At "Hot Dog Inferno"!