Tankard - R.T.V. lyrics
[Tankard - R.T.V. lyrics]
Get the beer and get the chips
Death is live opon the screen
It's reality TV!
New disasters! Don't you miss
All the details - we'll be
Back right after this
Poisoned children just for you
Perverts giving interviews
Rapists do it on the air
Sponsored by cosmetic care
Television's your evil eye -
Cables sputing filthy crud
Television is a pig sty -
Wallowing in real life mud
Television's your evil eye - wanking
Off to sex and blood
On patrol with cameras
Gonna make some victims stars
TV vamps, for blood we thirst
Help that man, but shoot him first
Moving pictures full of pain
Voyeurism - wet your ass and fry your brain
Zoom in on the pile of death
Close-up of the smashed - in head
Interview the relatives
Pay them cash for wet - hot tears
Television's your evil eye -
Cables sputing filthy crud
Television is a pig sty -
Wallowing in real life mud
Television's your evil eye - wanking
Off to sex and blood
Should there be a day of peace
We've our something up to sleeves
Our "assistant" will commit
Any shit to land a hit
Want to be on live TV?
Send a postcard, we'll take care of it
You will see
Television's your evil eye -
Cables sputing filthy crud
Television is a pig sty -
Wallowing in real life mud
Television's your evil eye - wanking
Off to sex and blood