Tankard - Tankard Roach Motel lyrics
[Tankard - Tankard Roach Motel lyrics]
Cy was a New York roach went to JFK
Had to fly away
Cy came to Frankfurt town
Started looking round for a home again
Found a place
A dump full of rubble, trash and mould
Air raid pad a wreck of heavy metal souls
Here's a chip
Here's a beer back from yesteryear
Here's a condom as a snack
Hey this place is whack
There's a hole in the wall
For a sleeping place
There's a smelly little things
In a guitar case i'm a fan of the band
Yhough they play like hell
'cause the chaos they create
Is my roach motel
Cy drunk a lot of beer metal in his ears
Made him deaf and fat
Dried junk food in the floor
Porno mags and more this is what it's at
Party time
The band is on tour all the place is mine
Call my friends
The vermin of Frankfurt rules tonight
Here's a chip
Here's a beer back from yesteryear
Here's a condom as a snack
Hey this place is whack
There's a hole in the wall
For a sleeping place
There's a smelly little things
In a guitar case i'm a fan of the band
Yhough they play like hell
'cause the chaos they create
Is my roach motel
My! Insects in the drum olaf found the scum
Panic in the band
Die! Kill the fucking bags
Eating all our drugs crawling in our pants
What the hell?
I thought Geremia was my friend killing now!
My extermination round the band
Here's a chip
Here's a beer back from yesteryear
Here's a condom as a snack
Hey this place is whack
There's a hole in the wall
For a sleeping place
There's a smelly little things
In a guitar case i'm a fan of the band
Yhough they play like hell
'cause the chaos they create
Is my roach motel was a fan of the band
Though they play like hell
Now I'm leaving for a new rockin' roach motel
Had to fly away
Cy came to Frankfurt town
Started looking round for a home again
Found a place
A dump full of rubble, trash and mould
Air raid pad a wreck of heavy metal souls
Here's a chip
Here's a beer back from yesteryear
Here's a condom as a snack
Hey this place is whack
There's a hole in the wall
For a sleeping place
There's a smelly little things
In a guitar case i'm a fan of the band
Yhough they play like hell
'cause the chaos they create
Is my roach motel
Cy drunk a lot of beer metal in his ears
Made him deaf and fat
Dried junk food in the floor
Porno mags and more this is what it's at
Party time
The band is on tour all the place is mine
Call my friends
The vermin of Frankfurt rules tonight
Here's a chip
Here's a beer back from yesteryear
Here's a condom as a snack
Hey this place is whack
There's a hole in the wall
For a sleeping place
There's a smelly little things
In a guitar case i'm a fan of the band
Yhough they play like hell
'cause the chaos they create
Is my roach motel
My! Insects in the drum olaf found the scum
Panic in the band
Die! Kill the fucking bags
Eating all our drugs crawling in our pants
What the hell?
I thought Geremia was my friend killing now!
My extermination round the band
Here's a chip
Here's a beer back from yesteryear
Here's a condom as a snack
Hey this place is whack
There's a hole in the wall
For a sleeping place
There's a smelly little things
In a guitar case i'm a fan of the band
Yhough they play like hell
'cause the chaos they create
Is my roach motel was a fan of the band
Though they play like hell
Now I'm leaving for a new rockin' roach motel