Taylor Swift - A Monster In My Closet! lyrics

There's a monster in my closet and
I don't know what to do!
Have you ever seen him?
Has he ever pounced on you?
I wonder what he looks like!
Is he purple with red eyes?
I wonder what he likes to eat
What about his size!
Tonight I'm gonna catch him!
I'll set a real big trap!
Then I'll train him really well
He'll answer when I clap!
When I looked up in that closet
There was nothing there but stuff
I know that monster's in there!
I heard him huff and puff!
Could it be he wants to eat me?
Maybe I'm his favorite tray
And if he comes to get me
I'll scream loudly, "Go away!"
If he's nice, I'll name him "Happy"
If he's bad I'll name him "Grouch"
I suspect that he is leaving
But if not I'll kick him out!