Team StarKid - Christmas Day lyrics

I'm in a bed am I dead?
I wasn't sure if I'd wake up

Thought it was the end thank you, my friend
Thank you spirit's, thank you Jacob

Jake I'd kiss you if I could
The night is over, knock on wood
It feels so effin' good to be alive
I feel like a baby boy
I've never felt so drunk with joy
I've never felt such joy to still have time

As Scrooge laughs the kind of laugh
That can wash away years of sadness
A huge laugh, an impressive laugh
For someone so out of practice

Hey, boy! On the street!

Mister, what you want with me?

Please don't run away
Just tell me what's today?

What's today? Why, it's Christmas Day!
Christmas Day!

For hеaven's sake, it's Christmas Day!
Christmas Day!

I'm not too late! Hеy!

Here's some cash, run to the shop
And buy the best looking turkey they got
The biggest and the fattest
And send it to Bob Cratchit!

I can't carry that, it's fucking huge!

Good point here's more cash, to cab it
Just don't say that it's from Scrooge

Let's make Bob's day on Christmas Day!

Woohoo!

(laughs)

So Scrooge is shaving
But he can't stop shaking
He cuts his face in 80 places

But he doesn't mind it he's too excited
Running outside to see the neighbors' faces

Shouting "Merry Christmas" to everyone
And getting some funny looks from some
And just by chance, he sees the donation men

My good sir, hope I'm not too late
Sorry I was an ingrate yesterday
But, I wanna donate today if I still can

And Scrooge gives such a massive gift
It includes years and years of backpay

A huge gift such a generous gift
That it very nearly makes the man faint

Thank you sir, please, visit me

Huh, will do Scrooge certainly

So happy to have met you
But, I must run now to my nephew's
For Christmas Day christmas Day
There's a party at his place
So I can't delay

Christmas Day christmas Day

Okay! (laughs)

Scrooge gets to Fred's place and
Stands outside the door
Suddenly much more nervous than before
When Fred opens the door
Scrooge wants to run away
Not sure what to say

It's your uncle Scrooge i've been a fool
And don't wanna live as a stranger to you
Can you forgive a dumb, old man?

Listen man of course I can

Christmas Electricity
Brought you here to me today
Christmas Electricity is here

I think you're right!

Christmas Electricity christmas Electricity
Christmas Electricity all night

Scrooge and Fred and everyone
Party into the night
Scrooge never had so much fun
In his entire life

Christmas Electricity christmas Electricity

The next morning Scrooge hurries
To get to work early

Christmas Electricity christmas Electricity

He hides the grin from his face
When Bob comes in late

So let me get this straight
You skip work, then come in late?
Why don't you just rob me, Bobby?
Or I'll give you a raise

Wait, what?

A raise, Bob i said a raise

Sir are you okay?

Never better

You're being crazy

No Bob, you're priceless priceless
Merry Christmas

Priceless

Scrooge was better than his word
He did it all and then some

Priceless

Some folks laughed and called it absurd
But Scrooge just laughed along with them

Priceless

Scrooge became a better man

And like a second dad to Tiny Tim

So in our own past, present and future
We would do well to remember him

So when you're stuck saying "Bah Humbug"
When you're shutting life out
Think of how this Scrooge
Turned things around

The meanest man there ever was
Became the merriest man you ever found
The loveliest the chummiest
Most generous benevolent
The nicest neighbor the smile maker
The friendliest senior the best demeanor
No one's sweeter than Ebenezer scrooge