Team StarKid, Corey Dorris, Jaime Lyn Beatty, Lauren Lopez, Rachael Soglin, Jeff Blim - Gone to Oregon lyrics

Good mornin! (Good mornin)

We stand before the journey
That leads us all to Oregon
(To Oregon)

A pioneer adventure down the trail
To Oregon

To Oregon! (To Wisconsin)

Grandpa?

What? My legs hurt

By God's command we dare to land in-

Wisconsin!

We're going to Oregon, Grandpa

Well, I want to go to Wisconsin!

The promised land will not wait for us
We leave our home with faith and trust
We'll find the place of our destiny
And spread our family seed

We'll find the place of our destiny
And spread our family seed

Now the show begins

Aauuhhmm

Now our journey begins in the 1800s
In a little city in Missouri

Before we start you decide on the names
Of all the people in our wagon party

You must decide who these pioneers are
Are they carpenters or bankers
Or leavin their farm?
It's time to spin a personal yarn

Carefully choose each name
Cause this is more than a game

It's more than a game
Oh, yeah, it's more than a game
No two shows will ever be the same

My first pioneer will be President Polk
I know he'd be a good leader of the wagon

Good job now, dear
That's what we're goin for
You'd be extra careful not to kill him

I think I would use my mom
And dad's names of course
So I'll make sure they'll never get divorced

That might be too much information
But hey it's great to
Have a personal connection

I would make my family rich
They'd be bankers from New York

Good

Richie, Johnny, Emily and Peter and Sue
Their bank fell down and now they're poor

That's great kids keep up the good work

Hey, Grandpa what would your names be?

Oh, well let me tell ya:
Dick-suck, Dickface, Hairytit
And Dr buttnugget

Grandpa, the hell is that supposed to mean?

What? They're names!

Hairytit?
Grandpa, you're seeing a bad example
For our pioneers here
You're going to make them think it's a good
Idea to name their wagon party stupid things

Well, they should

We are gone to Oregon
It's the greatest family vacation
It'll bring us together
Couldn't think of nothin better
Hey! Time for some family fun
On the trail to Oreg-un

Okay pioneers, what do you say?
What would you like to name me
Your wagon leader?

Jack Bauer!

Jack Bauer? I like the sound of that!

(sung)
I'm Jack Bauer, a farmer from Illinois
All my skills will be useless on the trail
My beautiful family is counting on me
A lot of pressure, I can't afford to fail

(spoken) alright pioneers
Now what would you like to
Name your wagon mother?

Slippery When Wet!

Oh, that is Slippery When Wet
That is super sexy

Yeah!

I'm Slippery When Wet and I'm a mother of two
Could've been a banker
Guess a farmer will do
Why did you get to choose?

Well honey, I don't know if
You know this but, uh, i wrote the show
That's just how this one goes

Yeah, but we're not going to get very
Far as a bunch of fucking farmers

Alright, honey!
Well, no wagon party is complete
Without a litter of youngins
The eldest of which is Slippery When
Wet and Jack Bauer's teenage daughter
What would you like to name her?

Mouthface!

Mouthface? I'll take it!

And what about our all-American son with
A face of an apple pie?

Craphole!

Craphole? That sounds nice!

Yeah!

Craphole, yeah that's me
I'm seven and I'm male

Mouthface, is what my friends call me
I'm lookin for love on the trail

Ew gross!

I hope you're bit by a snake!

I hope you break your back!

Hey, I found wild fruit!

Pay attention, Dad!

We gonna stop at the forts?

I forgot to shave

Did we bring enough food?

Can I write on Grandpa's grave?

Everyone just behave!

Because it's only a game

It's only a game i guess it's only a game
The Trail To Oregon is nothing but a game

We'll be there soon in Oreg oon
Honestly it beats milking cow tit's
We could be in the kitchen
Doing something with a chicken
But we couldn't give less of a crap
Cause we're making it to Oreg-ap

Alright, pioneers - let's get a move on

Hey, wait a minute you shicken-kit
Son of a bitch! You forgot my name!

How could I forget? What would you like to
Name our lovely grandpa?

Titty-mitty!

Titty-mitty?! I like that name

Of course you do

It's time to run to Oreg-un
It's too late to change the show now
You could go next door
And see something professional
We wouldn't blame you a bit
If you're sitting through this Ore-shit

We're Broadway bound in Oreg-ound
Cause there's no Broadway in Chicago
Who will forget their name
And who will get the YouTube fame?
These are questions to ask
When you're playing Oreg-ask

It's more than a game life is really great
On the trail to Oreg-ate