Team StarKid, Darren Criss, Jaime Lyn Beatty, Joey Richter - Harry Freakin' Potter lyrics

Bloody hell, it's Harry Pottah!

Yay!

Seamus Finnigan's the name, Mr
Potter i've gotta say, meeting you
Like this is a real treat! A real treat
Mr potter!

Nice- Nice to meet you, Seamus

Yo, what up man? My name's Dean
Thomas you want some bubble gum?

Yeah, I love bubble gum!

Will you sign my Harry potter poster
Mr potter?

Umm sure! Who should I make it out to?

Neville Longbottom, sir

Ok, Shlongbottom!

Ni hao, Harry Potter my name is Cho Chang
Y'all you should stop by
The Ravenclaw house sometime

Ron, what's going on
Here? Everyone's treating
Me like I'm famous or something

But Harry, you are!

You're Harry freakin' Potter!
You don't understand you're a legend, man
To us all

Every son and daughter

Safe!

From You-Know Who all because of you
You were small but, I wonder
If you can recall

Long story short this guy
Voldemort was super cruel

Voldemort?

Shhh!

He tried to kill you and your parents
And this is where it gets intensely cool

Even though you were a tiny little boy
You shoulda died but you
Survived and then destroyed
This evil guy and it's
A story we enjoy to tell

You're Harry freakin' Potter!
We don't prefer gandalf
Merlin, or Oz

You're a whole lot hotter
With that lighting scar
You're a superstar to us all
If we're in trouble we know who to call

Did someBODY say Harry Potter? Rita
Skeeter here for the
Daily Prophet reporting to you
Live, dear readers
From Platform 9¾ where I just happened
Upon the original wiz kid himself:
Harry Potter
The Lad Who Lived! Now let's you
And me get on the same level
HP where have you been for
Ten years? Are you excited
To go to Hogwarts? Are you
Frightened for your life?

Why would I be frightened for my life?

Well, ain't you cocksure? Know this, dear
Readers: HP, the eleven-year-old titan
Shows no fear! Even in the face of
A murderous dog like Sirius Black!

Who's Sirius Black?

Who's Sirius Black? You don't know? He
Used to be your dad's best
Friend until he betrayed him to the
Dark Lord and got him killed yep
Turns out he was a Death
Eater! He killed thirteen
Duck before they caught him and I mean
People! He hates your guts! Wants
You dead! He just
Escaped Azkaban, but it's no
Skin off your back, kid you know why?

You're Harry freakin' Potter!
I wouldn't wince at all you're invincible
From all harm

Like Betty Crocker

Oooh!

I wanna eat you up no one'll beat you up
With that charm

Remember, Harry, kid you're the boss
You're the king you're the bomb!

Keep your nose clean
Kid and don't take any wooden Sickles

All aboard!

Goodbye, kids! I love you! Be safe!

Ron, what's going on? This is
Just so all it's unreal!

No, it's not! You're Harry Potter
You're the coolest goddamn
Kid in the entire world
Everything's awesome for you
So you'd better get used to it

But this is all so sad
I mean, my Mom and Dad were killed, long ago

Long ago they died!

I wanna be psyched but being unliked
Is all I know

All he knows, that's why

I never thought I'd be a part of such a fate
An opportunity eleven years late

I guess it's time for me
To step up to the plate and show 'em that
I'm something great!

I'm Harry freakin' Potter!
I'll do what I can if what you say I am
Is true

I can't be bothered by my awful past
I've found at last something I can do
So, it's time I knew exactly who I am

I'm Harry freakin' Potter!

You're Harry Freakin' Potter!

I'm you're Harry freakin' Potter

And I'm the man!

Harry freakin' Potter!