Team StarKid - Intro (The SPACE Tour) lyrics

Greetings, cosmonauts! And welcome to
The StarKid Precarious Auditory
Concert Experience before you're teleported
Aboard our starship
We have a few announcements to make
Our performers have been frozen
In sensory deprivation chambers
To avoid the side effects of light-speed
Travel unless you'd like to send them into
A fit of "space madness", please
Refrain from using flash photography also
Video recording is strictly forbidden
This concert employs many
Top secret technologies that we don't want to
Fall into the hands our enemies, the Dikrats
If your human body has sensitivities to fog
Strobe-lights, bubbles or awesome
Harmonies please, get
Away from the stage! Now, take a moment
To locate exit's around the space-station
Strap yourselves in and prepare to blast
Off with The SPACE Tour!

And I'll just switch this microphone to off

Okay guys
What are we going to do for this thing?

For what Brian?

Joey, the concert we
Didn't rehearse anything!

But we set aside so much rehearsal time!

I know
But we used all that rehearsal time to
Learn the choreography to Beyoncés
New music video, "Love on Top"

Which we can't even perform
Because it's copyrighted material

Ah, that's too bad we'd gotten so
Good at it especially you Joe
Your snaps are so snappy

Really Meredith? Thanks
I had a lot of trouble at first but

No, you're a natural

Hey, guys we gotta focus i think
I hear people out there

Wait, you guys! Nick and Matt
Wrote us a script!

Oh, great, Jaime! Let's use that

Oh, wait no, I left it on the bus

Jaime, I'm gonna pound you to smithereens!

Woah, Lauren is that mic on?

No err i think green means off, Mark

Then why are you passing it around
For this secret conversation backstage?

Get outta here, mark! What do you know
About sound equip-a-ment anyways?

Yeah! Now get out there and play drums for us

Oh, thanks, guys

All right
All right let's just go back to the
Bus, grab some snacks, get
So snuggly and comfy
And figure out what we're
Gonna do here tonight

Meredith, we don't have time for
That the music is starting!

Crap, Dylan's right err the fog
Machine's on let's just leave!

Woah, check out what I found guys
Everybody put one of these on

Aww these shoes don't fit

Jaime, you wear it on your head

Oh, wait i saw 'N Sync do this once you
Guys, we know the dance to "Bye, Bye
Bye" let's just do that!

No, no, no! It's copyrighted material!

Shh! Here we go