Team StarKid, Joey Richter, Lauren Lopez, Kim Whalen, Jon Matteson, Bryce Charles - Literal Monster lyrics
[Team StarKid, Joey Richter, Lauren Lopez, Kim Whalen, Jon Matteson, Bryce Charles - Literal Monster lyrics]
He's got the hallway on lock
His firsts are always half-cocked
He's got me hiding in my locker
He's got the face of the saint
That postpubescent strength the hottest girl
Yeah, he knocked her
You have a girl, he'll seduce her
You're not him, you're a loser
It's best to drop and play dead
Place your hands on your neck call the feds
Lock the thread he's straight ahead
You better leave your hopеs behind
No one's gonna stop him
You bettеr hope you're out of sight
Or you're doomed to be his victim
You won't defeat it's kind
Never look in the eye he's a literal monster
He is juiced, he is jacked
He's hormones on the attack
He's the horror in every rumor
I swear to god he has fangs
Everyone knows how he bangs
No one to blame if there's no accuser
I once was his tutor
Then I regarded my future!
You better!
Like a nighthawk he preys
Like a jock he cliches
And we pray and we pray!
You better leave your hopes behind
(You better! You better)
No one's gonna stop him
(You better! You better)
You better hope he's out of sight
(You better) or you're doomed to be a victim
He roars! (And he roars)
And he cries! (And he cries)
He's the reason (He's the reason)
You run and hide!
He's a literal monster
A damn literal monster!
His firsts are always half-cocked
He's got me hiding in my locker
He's got the face of the saint
That postpubescent strength the hottest girl
Yeah, he knocked her
You have a girl, he'll seduce her
You're not him, you're a loser
It's best to drop and play dead
Place your hands on your neck call the feds
Lock the thread he's straight ahead
You better leave your hopеs behind
No one's gonna stop him
You bettеr hope you're out of sight
Or you're doomed to be his victim
You won't defeat it's kind
Never look in the eye he's a literal monster
He is juiced, he is jacked
He's hormones on the attack
He's the horror in every rumor
I swear to god he has fangs
Everyone knows how he bangs
No one to blame if there's no accuser
I once was his tutor
Then I regarded my future!
You better!
Like a nighthawk he preys
Like a jock he cliches
And we pray and we pray!
You better leave your hopes behind
(You better! You better)
No one's gonna stop him
(You better! You better)
You better hope he's out of sight
(You better) or you're doomed to be a victim
He roars! (And he roars)
And he cries! (And he cries)
He's the reason (He's the reason)
You run and hide!
He's a literal monster
A damn literal monster!