Team StarKid, Joseph Walker, Joey Richter - Me and My Dick lyrics
[Team StarKid, Joseph Walker, Joey Richter - Me and My Dick lyrics]
I wake up in the morning
And it's nothing new
Run through my mind for hours
Still, I just want you
You're all I want you're all I need
My love for you just grows the way you do
When I love you
I wanna hold you all night long
And cuddle til we're blue
I'll hold you in a tight embrace
I know it seems taboo
But, I have to have you with me now
I have to have you quick
I love you more than anything my dick!
I like being with you
I like being with you
And you like being with me
We're just the best of friends
As anyone can see
People say it's quite unlikely
The two of us should stick
But, I just tell them
"Hey! It's me and my dick!"
We'll stick together
Fight through thick and thin
We'll stick together
Fight through thick and thin
If we stay side by side
There's no way we can't win
Any girl that's out there
Any girl that's out there
Any girl at all
When she gets going with us
She's sure to have a ball!
Hey! Watch out with that
Joke it's an antique!
People say "How do you do it?
How can you be so slick?"
But, I just tell them
"Hey! It's me and my dick!"
Yeah, there she is
Leaning on her locker
With those big brown eyes
And she's taking off her shirt and her pants
And we're doing
Oh, I see her
Yeah, keep going!
She's running her hands down my underpants
Buddy, this is our chance!
Joey!
People say it's quite unlikely
The two of us should stick
But, I just tell them "Hey!"
It's me and my dick
It's me and my dick
I like being with you
We'll stick together
Hey, man
It's me and my dick!
And it's nothing new
Run through my mind for hours
Still, I just want you
You're all I want you're all I need
My love for you just grows the way you do
When I love you
I wanna hold you all night long
And cuddle til we're blue
I'll hold you in a tight embrace
I know it seems taboo
But, I have to have you with me now
I have to have you quick
I love you more than anything my dick!
I like being with you
I like being with you
And you like being with me
We're just the best of friends
As anyone can see
People say it's quite unlikely
The two of us should stick
But, I just tell them
"Hey! It's me and my dick!"
We'll stick together
Fight through thick and thin
We'll stick together
Fight through thick and thin
If we stay side by side
There's no way we can't win
Any girl that's out there
Any girl that's out there
Any girl at all
When she gets going with us
She's sure to have a ball!
Hey! Watch out with that
Joke it's an antique!
People say "How do you do it?
How can you be so slick?"
But, I just tell them
"Hey! It's me and my dick!"
Yeah, there she is
Leaning on her locker
With those big brown eyes
And she's taking off her shirt and her pants
And we're doing
Oh, I see her
Yeah, keep going!
She's running her hands down my underpants
Buddy, this is our chance!
Joey!
People say it's quite unlikely
The two of us should stick
But, I just tell them "Hey!"
It's me and my dick
It's me and my dick
I like being with you
We'll stick together
Hey, man
It's me and my dick!