Team StarKid, Joseph Walker, Joey Richter - Me and My Dick lyrics

I wake up in the morning
And it's nothing new
Run through my mind for hours
Still, I just want you

You're all I want you're all I need
My love for you just grows the way you do
When I love you
I wanna hold you all night long
And cuddle til we're blue
I'll hold you in a tight embrace
I know it seems taboo

But, I have to have you with me now
I have to have you quick
I love you more than anything my dick!

I like being with you

I like being with you

And you like being with me

We're just the best of friends
As anyone can see

People say it's quite unlikely
The two of us should stick
But, I just tell them
"Hey! It's me and my dick!"

We'll stick together

Fight through thick and thin

We'll stick together

Fight through thick and thin

If we stay side by side
There's no way we can't win

Any girl that's out there

Any girl that's out there

Any girl at all

When she gets going with us
She's sure to have a ball!

Hey! Watch out with that
Joke it's an antique!

People say "How do you do it?
How can you be so slick?"
But, I just tell them
"Hey! It's me and my dick!"

Yeah, there she is

Leaning on her locker
With those big brown eyes
And she's taking off her shirt and her pants

And we're doing

Oh, I see her

Yeah, keep going!

She's running her hands down my underpants

Buddy, this is our chance!

Joey!

People say it's quite unlikely
The two of us should stick
But, I just tell them "Hey!"

It's me and my dick

It's me and my dick

I like being with you

We'll stick together

Hey, man

It's me and my dick!