TEAMHEADKICK - Brotherhood (Assassin’s Creed Brotherhood Rap) lyrics

Oh Ezio, oh you're so fricken hot
Oh Ezio, I want you to assassinate my pussy

It's Ezio again and you know about my swagger
Leaning side to side walking
Around with my dagger
There's no place you can hide when
I'm coming for your life that's right
Like OJ Simpson I'll cut you with a knife
Quick! Walking down the street
There'll be always me blasting
'Cause, I'm an uber 1337 pwn h4x0rz assassin
Getting stabby stabby all up in your gut
Straight knocking my head
Then getting stabby in your butt
Worked alone in the past
But now I got a crew
We're the Brotherhood and
You're totally screwed
Infect you like the flu, I'm sick as a cold
A little mental in the head


I'm the taker of souls
I'm a killer of thriller, a human weapon
Every step and I'll find you bad guys
And teach you all a lesson
I'll be pressing the action
While you try to run away
But like a cat with 9 lives
I'll live to fight another day
So pray that you haven't pissed
Me off or I'll regulate
Chop you up in little pieces
Serve your ass up on my plate
Wait, I ain't no cannibal
But I kill you all one by one
Weapons of the trade I use swords
Knives and hidden guns

Here come the Brotherhood you best be afraid
Here come the Brotherhood
You'll get the tip of my blade
Here come the Brotherhood
Always moving in packs, always on the attack
We're serving up the contracts
It's the Brotherhood you best be afraid
Here come the Brotherhood
You'll get the tip of my blade
Here come the Brotherhood
Always moving in packs, always on the attack
We're serving up the contracts
'Cause it's 1-8-7 on the
Mother fucking Templar (that means murder)
Uh, huh, 'cause I'm a pwn star
I'm like a ninja but better
Cheesier than cheddar
Running around the town collecting
All the feathers
Got a bag of coins, I'm rich as fuck
Giving out shots of vodka
Get the ladies drunk with my eagle vision
I'll be checking lingerie
Find a chick I like and take
A roll in the hay all the Templars hate me
All the bitches love me they be like
(Ezio, can you teach me how to dougie?)
No problem miss
Let your booty relax and take a sip of
This shit and start shaking your ass
'Cause, I don't play at all
I'm straight bad to the bone
I'll sneak up in your house
Chop off your dome
Always hanging out with bimbos
Popping lots of mentos
Climbing up your ledges
Walls and your windows
Hang around while you're passing me by
Spread my wings like batman, look to the sky
Then I dive, and it's death from above
Because killing bad guys is the
Thing that I love

Here come the Brotherhood you best be afraid
Here come the Brotherhood
You'll get the tip of my blade
Here come the Brotherhood
Always moving in packs, always on the attack
We're serving up the contracts
It's the Brotherhood you best be afraid
Here come the Brotherhood
You'll get the tip of my blade
Here come the Brotherhood
Always moving in packs, always on the attack
We're serving up the contracts
Take gold and your loot
I'll pickpocket your wallet
I gotta leave, I'm Speedy Gonzales
Steel, silver and gold
Money diamonds and more like Robin Hood
Bitch give my cash to the poor
And I strut around dancing
Like a medieval asshole
Doing the Soulja Boy at the top of the castle
Damn girl, you look good in them skimpies
Staring right at your chest
'cause them some Tig ol' Bitties
Whilst I'm done killing
Let's go out on a date
'Cause, I'm getting really sick and
Tired of having to masturbate
Wait, I need another minute
Like a fat kid eating
Cake I'm almost finished
Got no shampoo and I got no toothbrush
Don't need no hygiene I got the Animus!
Running past the guards, where did Ezio go?
A blade to the back and
I'm crushing your skull
I'm the man with the plan
Always knocking my neck
No disrespect, but I keep your hoes in check
I'm a killing machine and I'll
Be back for more
In the next sequel, Assassin's Creed 4

Here come the Brotherhood you best be afraid
Here come the Brotherhood
You'll get the tip of my blade
Here come the Brotherhood
Always moving in packs, always on the attack
We're serving up the contracts
It's the Brotherhood you best be afraid
Here come the Brotherhood
You'll get the tip of my blade
Here come the Brotherhood
Always moving in packs, always on the attack
We're serving up the contracts