TEAMHEADKICK - Cops Are Dicks lyrics
[TEAMHEADKICK - Cops Are Dicks lyrics]
Police are always chasing me
They say I got a felony
But all I did was steal me a ride
(a nice ride)
And now I'm havin’ to drive so fast
The helicopter's on my ass
Find a garage and park it inside (inside)
You think I could outrun 'em
But they never stop a-comin’
SWAT teams want me dead (dead)
Sittin' in the shadows here
I'm hopin' that they all just disappear
They don't, they just kill me instead (argh)
Grand Theft Auto V cops are dicks
(big ol' dicks)
I'm sick of it (so sick of it)
I can never get away
When I try to outrun them, I always wreck
(I always wreck) or maybe break my neck
(I'll probably break my neck)
And then I get blown away
I’m drivin’ like a lunatic
Robbed a bank and now I'm rich
Shot a prostitute with my gun
Carjacked and then I punched a guy
I’m wanted by the FBI
But Grand Theft Auto is fun (it's fun)
Runnin' for days accross the map
Shootin' thugs and smokin’ crack
I got a dead guy in the trunk (the trunk)
Police are always chasin' me
So I load up artillery
And shoot the po-po right in the junk
(my nuts)
Grand Theft Auto V cops are dicks
(big ol' dicks)
I'm sick of it (so sick of it)
I can never get away
Especially the one with the shotgun
I hate that dude (I hate that dude)
You hate him too (you know you do)
'Cause he shoots you in the face
They're a bag of dicks and a bowl of cock
In Grand Theft Auto V, I hate the cops
They used to be easy and now they're not
Try to outrun 'em everyday, but I end up shot
I get arrested every single day
And when I don't get arrested
I get blown away the cops are dicks
There's nothing more to say
Big ol' dicks in GTA
It's like they're friggin' RoboCop
Invincible, they never stop
And I can only run for so long (so long)
My skills are gettin' tested 'cause
I always get arrested
I'm Public Enemy No 1 (one)
In all the other GTAs
I could escape and get away
The cops were dumb and easy to lose
(later, dudes)
But not in Grand Theft Auto V
They'll hunt you down until you die
Now I friggin' feel like a noob (noob)
Grand Theft Auto V cops are dicks
(big ol' dicks)
I'm sick of it (so sick of it)
I can never get away
When I try to outrun them, I always wreck
(I always wreck) or maybe break my neck
(I'll probably break my neck)
And then I get blown away
They say I got a felony
But all I did was steal me a ride
(a nice ride)
And now I'm havin’ to drive so fast
The helicopter's on my ass
Find a garage and park it inside (inside)
You think I could outrun 'em
But they never stop a-comin’
SWAT teams want me dead (dead)
Sittin' in the shadows here
I'm hopin' that they all just disappear
They don't, they just kill me instead (argh)
Grand Theft Auto V cops are dicks
(big ol' dicks)
I'm sick of it (so sick of it)
I can never get away
When I try to outrun them, I always wreck
(I always wreck) or maybe break my neck
(I'll probably break my neck)
And then I get blown away
I’m drivin’ like a lunatic
Robbed a bank and now I'm rich
Shot a prostitute with my gun
Carjacked and then I punched a guy
I’m wanted by the FBI
But Grand Theft Auto is fun (it's fun)
Runnin' for days accross the map
Shootin' thugs and smokin’ crack
I got a dead guy in the trunk (the trunk)
Police are always chasin' me
So I load up artillery
And shoot the po-po right in the junk
(my nuts)
Grand Theft Auto V cops are dicks
(big ol' dicks)
I'm sick of it (so sick of it)
I can never get away
Especially the one with the shotgun
I hate that dude (I hate that dude)
You hate him too (you know you do)
'Cause he shoots you in the face
They're a bag of dicks and a bowl of cock
In Grand Theft Auto V, I hate the cops
They used to be easy and now they're not
Try to outrun 'em everyday, but I end up shot
I get arrested every single day
And when I don't get arrested
I get blown away the cops are dicks
There's nothing more to say
Big ol' dicks in GTA
It's like they're friggin' RoboCop
Invincible, they never stop
And I can only run for so long (so long)
My skills are gettin' tested 'cause
I always get arrested
I'm Public Enemy No 1 (one)
In all the other GTAs
I could escape and get away
The cops were dumb and easy to lose
(later, dudes)
But not in Grand Theft Auto V
They'll hunt you down until you die
Now I friggin' feel like a noob (noob)
Grand Theft Auto V cops are dicks
(big ol' dicks)
I'm sick of it (so sick of it)
I can never get away
When I try to outrun them, I always wreck
(I always wreck) or maybe break my neck
(I'll probably break my neck)
And then I get blown away