TEAMHEADKICK - Merc With A Mouth lyrics

Go deadpool
Go deadpool (Merc with a Mouth)
Two guns and twelve rounds
Everybody falls down
Two guns and twelve rounds
Everybody falls down

I'm the Merc with a Mouth
They call me Deadpool
Takin' everybody out, I'm from the old school
Do my own damn thing
I don't follow the rules
I regenerate all my molecules
A little crass, rude and cynical
Knuckle up, punks, let's get physical
Always itchy on the trigger finger
So I gotta pull it
Poppin' off headshots 'till I'm
Runnin' out of bullets
Walk the walk and talk the talk
Grab the guns and the swords
And I'm ready to rock
With my head held high, middle fingers up
The only thing I give is zero fucks

Go deadpool (Merc with a Mouth)

(Taco Tuesday is my jam)
I'm loadin' up tacos, yes I am
(Hack and slash with full katanas)
Facebashin' chimichangas
Two guns and twelve rounds
Everybody falls down
Two guns and twelve rounds
Everybody falls down

I'm the man with the plan, initials DP
With the red suit on, they can't see me bleed
Unstoppable, there's no way to kill me
Cut me down and I'm comin' back guaranteed
Big old guns, now I'm bringin' the boom
Hashtag drive-by, then I'm leavin' the room
What they did to my grill is criminal
(Francis) this face isn't fixable
Trying to mutate was straight-up miserable
I don't give a fuck, though
Now I'm invincible
Tellin' jokes for days, I come correct
You best get out my way
Or you're gonna get wrecked
Swingin' like a heavyweight
And droppin' everybody
Even though I'm indestructible
I'm still gettin' bloody
When it comes to kickin' ass
Ain't no one above me
I'm a sexy motherfucker and all
The ladies love me

Let's get ridiculous (Dead)
Get up, get out your seat (Pool)
You got me feelin' this and
I know you're feelin' me

Now stop the beat and make the booty drop
(Just call me DJ Hack-A-Lot)
Now drop the bass like a maniac
(Just killin' everybody like a heart attack)
Two guns and twelve rounds
Everybody falls down
Two guns and twelve rounds
Everybody falls down

Mess with the ladies
You're gonna get whooped on
(Put 'em up, put 'em up) Come get some
Illest merc, there is no doubt
Now step up, chump, get knocked the fuck out
Immortal and untouchable
Psychopathic and dysfunctional
(Maximum effort) I never stop
Straight kick you in the nuts
While I'm wearin' Crocs
(We got a bleeder) Better bring a mop
Like a fish out of water
I'll just watch you flop
I drop 'em all, round after round
Now hang on for a minute
While I'm breakin' it down
With unicorn porn, you know I'm tuggin' it
Knockin' my head to the beat and bumpin' it
Booty in my face (okay, I'm huggin' it)
Twerkin' that ass so fast and lovin' it

Go deadpool (Merc with a Mouth)

Merc with a Mouth