TEAMHEADKICK - My Girl Hates Me (I Play Cod) lyrics

The day's done, now it's time to game
I'm gonna get so drunk, I forget my name
Load up the Xbox, cause it's time to play
When it comes to Call Of Duty I dominate
Got my team lined up and we're ready to go
That last headshot made me feel so pro
Now I just can't stop cause I'm on a roll
I got a hundred million billion
Trillion kills in a row
When she walked into the room she
Had that look in her eye
I couldn't ignore her
No matter how hard I tried
The dishes all stacked
I forgot to take a shower
Napkins everywhеre
I'd been grubbin' for an hour
I hadn't made the bеd
I hadn't walked the dogs
While I was pwning noobs
She was getting pissed off

My girl hates me, cause I play COD
She always wants my attention
And all I want is to Prestige
She says I need an intervention
And if I don't she's gonna leave
My girl hates me, cause I play COD

She's mad, now she's raising her voice
But, I can't hear her screaming
Over all of the noise
In my headphone's yelling are all of my boys
She looked right into my eyes and
Said: "I'll give you a choice
You can turn this game off, right here
Right now
Or you'll never get laid again in this house"
She put her hands on the screen
Leaned back and blew me a kiss
So I told her to move
Because I couldn't see shit
Now she's so damn mad
That she looks like a troll
I keep the UAV running to
Track where she goes
She's always blockin' the screen while
She calls me a jerk
I swerve my head to the left
Steady be puttin' in work
Drop shots, no scopes, face down in the dirt
Instead of trying to get pussy
I'm trying to get perks

My girl hates me, cause I play COD
She always wants my attention
And all I want is to Prestige
She says I need an intervention
And if I don't she's gonna leave
My girl hates me, cause I play COD

Jump in the lobby
Another a beer and I'm ready to go
But after twenty more beers and the shotty
I started to get out of control
Everytime that I'm gaming
She likes to mess with me
I can't even explain it, it's female insanity
Hey baby, hold on for a minute
Because we're holding the lead
How bout you wait till we're finished?
If it matters that much
Why don't you do the dishes
Instead of getting pedicures with
All of your bitches
I don't watch football, so quit complaining
Instead of quoting stats, I'm headshot gaming
Stop acting so mad, I already got a mom
You better learn to be nice
If you want Louis Vatton
I don't give a rats ass
That you're threatening me
I'm straight running this game
You don't like it then leave
I'll admit my relationship has
Taken some damage "Now get into the kitchen
Fuckin' make me a sammich"

My girl hates me, cause I play COD
She always wants my attention
And all I want is to Prestige
She says I need an intervention
And if I don't she's gonna leave
My girl hates me, cause I play COD