TEAMHEADKICK - Nutshot lyrics

Nutshot

I'm a sniper on a mission
And you're wishin' that I'm missin'
But, I be blasting shots
Off with epic precision
You're hoping that you find me
Before I find you sending lead down range
Now you're totally screwed
And while headshots are fully legit
I wanna aim for something smaller
That is harder to hit
I got a bullet in the chamber
Straight ready to bust
And I ain't aiming for your head
I straight aim for the nuts

Boom! Nutshot i know my aim is scary
I don't aim for the head
I aim for the twig and berries boom! Nutshot
Talk about a low blow
I'll hit your bean bag
Where did your sack go?

Scoped in, your chin, I being to drop my aim
Bringing the pain, making it rain while I'm
Shooting at your taint no escape, no break
And I can hardly wait to pull the trigger
Eeny meeny miney moe, yup
The left nut is bigger
Blaow, blaow, I be shooting like a boss
Your purple headed trouser snake
Is paying the cost
My scope is out and I think
I'm really needing to tune it
You step in my path and
I'll make you a eunuch

Boom! Nutshot all the way across the map
I'll aim for your crotch
Take out your mushroom cap boom! Nutshot
I'm aiming for the donkey rope
Hey, it's Justin Bieber
We're going to need a microscope

Uh, can we zoom in real quick?
I know it's almost invisible, I mean
He's hung like a tic tac but please, please
I wanna shoot Justin Bieber in the nuts!
Maybe the Hubble Telescope will work
(what-what)

I don't discriminate, so ladies, don't be mad
You come to take me out
I'll shoot you in your vag
You got no balls at all
Sitting here in front of me
But, if you really want to play
I'll shoot you in your ovaries
I be blastin' dudes' nuts like
A drunk drinks wine
Gonna put three shots where
The sun don't shine
Blaow-blaow-blaow, yup, I'm the pain bringer
I take aim
Bitch and shoot your yogurt slinger

Boom! Nutshot yup, I be bringing thunder
Blastin' caps at your lap
Now you're the nutless wonder boom! Nutshot
You can try to run instead
I'll aim right through your legs
And shoot your little head boom! Nutshot
Yup, you can try to own me
But, you know I'll take you out
Shootin' your baloney pony boom! Nutshot
You know I ain't afraid
And once I line the target up
You'll never ever get laid

Big Jim and the Kids
Uh, huh, the Meat Whistle, Dude Piston
Boink Swatter what-what? The Fap Missile
Drive Shaft, Mudflaps
Harry and the Hendersons
Albino Cave Dweller
Pork Sword and the Wonder Twins
Kibble and Bit's, Fish and Chips, a Tool
The Little Short Bus and
A Hairy Squirrel Fool
Aiming for the Fonzi like
Little Henry Winkler man Cannon
Jizz Javelin and the Sperm Sprinkler
I'm taking 'em out, ha ha, whatever, bro
Boom! Nutshot now you got a camel toe
Shoot you in the junk, now how you gonna pee?
You're half the man you used to be
Franks and Beans!

(Nutshot) franks and Beans!
Blastin' your balls (Nutshot)
Franks and Beans! Blastin' your balls
Scrotum, scrotum (Nutshot)
Franks and Beans! Blastin' your balls
Scrotum, scrotum (Nutshot)
Franks and Beans!