TEAMHEADKICK - Oh No, Where Do We Go? (Halo 3 Uber Rap) lyrics

Oh, no, where do we go?
You just got your motherfuckin'
Ass kicked at Halo oh, no, where do we go?
You just got your motherfuckin'
Ass kicked at Halo

First you log in, message all your friends
Choose Lone Wolf and let the game begin
You need a warm up, because you're rusty
And you don't want to play me like that man
Trust me
But, if you insist, then I'll oblige
Throw down the flare and block out your eyes
You grab the Brute Shot, cause you're a dope
Then you rush me and get no-scoped

Oh, no, where do we go?
You just got your motherfuckin'
Ass kicked at Halo oh, no, where do we go?
You just got your motherfuckin'
Ass kicked at Halo

I ain't no joke, I've told you this
You try to snipe me, but always miss
You grab the turret and go to town
Then I get pissed off and you get beat down
You just can't touch this, I'm way too fast
I'm in first place and you're in dead last
You make excuses, saying that you lagged
So guess what, you get teabagged

Oh, no, where do we go?
You just got your motherfuckin'
Ass kicked at Halo oh, no, where do we go?
You just got your motherfuckin'
Ass kicked at Halo

In Team Slayer, I'm MVP
12 beat downs and a shotty spree
You finally killed me in a close shave
But, I killed you too
Straight from the grave
Now your team rushes and I bust your grill
Toss some 'nades out and get an ultra kill
Hop in the Ghost and see the bodies tattered
Then I hit the jets and bitch
You get splattered

Oh, no, where do we go?
You just got your motherfuckin'
Ass kicked at Halo oh, no, where do we go?
You just got your motherfuckin'
Ass kicked at Halo

Travel with a teammate and man
You're in trouble i'll bust out the rockets
And get another double (Veto this shit)
You beg and you plead
(Three more achievements
It's all that I need) i can't help you son
You ain't got the skills
You're just a lieutenant and
Can't get no kills
Sorry little boy, go drink your juice
Or I'll run you down on a Mongoose

Oh, no, where do we go?
You just got your motherfuckin'
Ass kicked at Halo oh, no, where do we go?
You just got your motherfuckin'
Ass kicked at Halo

Go get the sword, I'll let you too
Try to cut me down and I'll get the Bulltrue
Pick up the Mauler and hide behind the shield
Find another Mauler, ha ha, it's duel wield
Then I'll grab the Laser
My favorite little toy
Find your team leader and get the Killjoy
I grab the Hammer and wait behind the tree
Assassinating bitches that try to smoke me

Oh, no, where do we go?
You just got your motherfuckin'
Ass kicked at Halo oh, no, where do we go?
You just got your motherfuckin'
Ass kicked at Halo

Break Time! Goddamn Ninja Oddball
Fuck man, Veto this
I don't want to play this
No, he's like 13 years old or something
He's killing everybody
I fucking hate little kids
Wish I could just bitch slap his mom
Fucking slut

Oh, no, where do we go?
You just got your motherfuckin'
Ass kicked at Halo oh, no, where do we go?
You just got your motherfuckin'
Ass kicked at Halo

Slayer, The Pit, yep, I rock them all
Pistol whip your head and watch your ass fall
You got the rockets and I got the flag
And I'll beat you down, because you're a fag
Jump in the Warthog, honking the horn
My gunner jumps in back and
Now your anus is torn
You're trying to run kid, don't be afraid
What the hell? I just got betrayed

Oh, no, where do we go?
You just got your motherfuckin'
Ass kicked at Halo oh, no, where do we go?
You just got your motherfuckin'
Ass kicked at Halo

Man, I told you
You didn't want to play me, dude
Nah, you gotta get some skills first
You gotta learn how to play this game
Well, that's what I'm saying, you know
Maybe this isn't your game
Maybe you should go play some
Fusion Frenzy or something
Ha ha ha! Later, bitch!