TEAMHEADKICK - Playing Minecraft lyrics

Buildin', minin', gold and those diamonds
Fixing and changing, always rearranging
Growin', stackin', constant remappin'
It's the problem we all have
Playing Minecraft

Choppin' down trees and picking up sticks
Got my axe and my shovel
And I'm breaking up bricks
Little tricks I try, stack the blocks up high
I got all kinds of awesome
Floatin' up in the sky
Mom gives me shit, says I need some sun
But, I ain't goin outside 'til
This house is done
I be buildin' like a power tool
You like my swimming pool?
I be constructin' and destructin'
Like a ninja, fool
All blocked out like an 8-bit pimp
I got some sheep, got some cows
And I got some pigs
Buildin' like a maniac, there ain't no fakin'
When I need to eat, I'm straight makin' bacon
With the piggies that be walkin'
All around my yard
Walk around like Jesus, I don't need no car
Old Mother Hubbard, she lived in a shoe
Well, fuck that shit, I got a mansion, dude

Buildin', minin', gold and those diamonds
Fixing and changing, always rearranging
Growin', stackin', constant remappin'
It's the problem we all have
Playing Minecraft

I need to find a girlfriend right quick
But the Minecraft girls have blocks for tit's
I don't discriminate, I built this town
But the party don't start until
The sun goes down there's a zombie (what?)
Hey, get off me
Beat him with a stick, I wish I had a shotty
Gettin' naughty with the girls
And we ain't stoppin'
Don't bother knockin' if the
Blocks are rockin'
I be plantin' new trees 'til
My fingers are numb
Growin' mad weed, call me Dr green Thumb
So come and get some
I built the Miracle Mile
And when I'm makin' new stuff
I always do it with style
Minin' for gold, always pickin' up loot
My town looks boss from an overhead view
You can join too, let's build some shit's
Livin' in the land of 3D 8-bit

Buildin', minin', gold and those diamonds
Fixing and changing, always rearranging
Growin', stackin', constant remappin'
It's the problem we all have
Playing Minecraft

Playin' Minecraft makes me laugh
I'll toss your ass off the roof
And now you're taking a bath
I built a path, that leads to nothing at all
I built a tower like a penis, 100 feet tall
TNT, I'm super dynamite
But Creepers try to creep and that's alright
I be bringin' the fight
With crafty little tricks
Put an axe in your dome and
Straight beat you with sticks
Better than NASA, I'm an engineer pro
Dance all crunk like a drunken LEGO
Drinkin' hella Mountain Dew so I
Can stay up late and harvest some rocks so I
Can build me a gate
But wait, I need a break, I be wastin' my day
Straight wastin' away
'cause I continue to play
And they say this game is beyond addictive
And they're damn right, I gotta get my fix in

Buildin', minin', gold and those diamonds
Fixing and changing, always rearranging
Growin', stackin', constant remappin'
It's the problem we all have
Playing Minecraft

Playing Minecraft