TEAMHEADKICK, Mega Ran, MC Lars - Suck It Trebek lyrics
[TEAMHEADKICK, Mega Ran, MC Lars - Suck It Trebek lyrics]
Her favorite type of music is
Something I've never heard of
But it doesn't sound like fun
I think it's very fun
It's called nerdcore Hip-Hop
Nerdcore, Hip-Hop? (Hip-Hop)
Yes, uhm, it's people who, identify as nerdy
Rapping about the things they love, video
Games, science fiction
And having a hard time
Meeting romantic partners
Y'know, it's really catchy and fun
Losers, in other words?
What did you expect? I ain't mixing my words
But who the hell are you to talk?
You're the king of the nerds
I'll take the Daily Double bet all my
Money now you in trouble pal
Who's the one that's in Jeopardy now?
I'll take "how to be a dick" for $500 Alex
Cause you're standing there looking
Like a phallus
You're a game show host, not a music critic
Why don't you STFU for a minute
What you know about nerdcore anyway?
Nothing, cause you're ancient, old and gray
Call our fans losers? What you listen to?
That big band crap from 1932?
Of course you do, I know you were there
You probably watched the Civil War
From your rocking chair
You just had to run your mouth and disrespect
Well guess what suck it Trebek
Trebeking, now
Using your platform to show ignorance to
A little known rap form
And put down intelligent folks
To prove your relevance
Truthfully I spoke on it but
I don't feel that scorned
Long in the tooth, my songs been the truth
And shaming folks ain't just wrong
It's abuse you're the worst kind of bully
But instead of being depressed
We gonna take the high route
Thank you for the free press
Turd Ferguson, can't believe the nerve of him
Hit him with the Daily Double
Now we gotta service 'em
TMZ too? That escalated quickly
Gotta go to Culver City with
A hundred nerds with me
In Guy Fawkes masks like
"hey what's up y'all"
We're rooting for Susan
Hope she bankrupts ya'll
I used to give you such love and respect
But now you leave me no choice
Suck it Trebek
Yo on Jeopardy, you're elderly
Your energy is negative
You denigrate our movement on TV
Because you say it is
A pernicious sound for the sad and lonely
Geeks playing D&D
Hold up if you only knew the people
In the scene living their dreams
Scientists and animators on the same team
A subculture of which you're not aware
Sitting there
So unfair with your patronizing stare
I'm sure you're really nice
But here is some advice
Please keep it positive
That's the key to life
I know you're getting laughs when
You elucidate our pain
But, I want to thank you Alex
Cause you've used your fame (hey)
To give us some power, for what it's worth
Because the geeks will rise up
And inherit the Earth
So thank you Susan Cole
For spreading the word
For some vituperative sagacious nerds
Something I've never heard of
But it doesn't sound like fun
I think it's very fun
It's called nerdcore Hip-Hop
Nerdcore, Hip-Hop? (Hip-Hop)
Yes, uhm, it's people who, identify as nerdy
Rapping about the things they love, video
Games, science fiction
And having a hard time
Meeting romantic partners
Y'know, it's really catchy and fun
Losers, in other words?
What did you expect? I ain't mixing my words
But who the hell are you to talk?
You're the king of the nerds
I'll take the Daily Double bet all my
Money now you in trouble pal
Who's the one that's in Jeopardy now?
I'll take "how to be a dick" for $500 Alex
Cause you're standing there looking
Like a phallus
You're a game show host, not a music critic
Why don't you STFU for a minute
What you know about nerdcore anyway?
Nothing, cause you're ancient, old and gray
Call our fans losers? What you listen to?
That big band crap from 1932?
Of course you do, I know you were there
You probably watched the Civil War
From your rocking chair
You just had to run your mouth and disrespect
Well guess what suck it Trebek
Trebeking, now
Using your platform to show ignorance to
A little known rap form
And put down intelligent folks
To prove your relevance
Truthfully I spoke on it but
I don't feel that scorned
Long in the tooth, my songs been the truth
And shaming folks ain't just wrong
It's abuse you're the worst kind of bully
But instead of being depressed
We gonna take the high route
Thank you for the free press
Turd Ferguson, can't believe the nerve of him
Hit him with the Daily Double
Now we gotta service 'em
TMZ too? That escalated quickly
Gotta go to Culver City with
A hundred nerds with me
In Guy Fawkes masks like
"hey what's up y'all"
We're rooting for Susan
Hope she bankrupts ya'll
I used to give you such love and respect
But now you leave me no choice
Suck it Trebek
Yo on Jeopardy, you're elderly
Your energy is negative
You denigrate our movement on TV
Because you say it is
A pernicious sound for the sad and lonely
Geeks playing D&D
Hold up if you only knew the people
In the scene living their dreams
Scientists and animators on the same team
A subculture of which you're not aware
Sitting there
So unfair with your patronizing stare
I'm sure you're really nice
But here is some advice
Please keep it positive
That's the key to life
I know you're getting laughs when
You elucidate our pain
But, I want to thank you Alex
Cause you've used your fame (hey)
To give us some power, for what it's worth
Because the geeks will rise up
And inherit the Earth
So thank you Susan Cole
For spreading the word
For some vituperative sagacious nerds