TEAMHEADKICK - The Fap Song lyrics

(Fap, fap, Fap, fap)
(Fap, fap, Fap, fap)

When I wanna see things I shouldn't see
I close my blinds, turn on my PC i gotta fap
So I'll fap
No matter how weird your fetish is
You can find it online with
A couple of clicks so let's fap
I gotta fap

Fap to the left, fap to the right
Fap all day, and I fap all night
You do it, I do it too
In fact, I might just fap to you

It don't matter where you're from
If you fap too much, you'll go numb
So let's fap we gotta fap
Somebody once said "if you fap
You'll go blind"
Then Helen Keller is the greatest of all time
Let's fap c'mon, fap

Fap one time, fap again
Fapping's fun if you use your friends
Fap to this, fap to that
Fap in a sock, or in a hat

Everybody does it come on, don't lie
If you fap too hard you'll
Have to guard your eyes burning fap
I still fap
If you fap then put your hands up
One hand in the front, and one in your butt
Expert fap legendary fap

(Fap, fap, Fap, fap)
(Fap, fap, Fap, fap)
(Fap, fap, Fap, fap)
(Fap, fap, Fap, fap)