Teejayx6 - Complete Opposite lyrics

(Can yall niggas please go and buy my album?)

I can see why nobody buy my fuckin' albums
'Cause every song I hop on
I talk about scamming
They heard me rappin' off beat
And everybody started laughin'
When you listen to my music
Don't expect no high standards

Thought I left no evidence, shit
I might not be that brilliant
I buy my bitch cheap weed
She don't never get Brazilian
Left the oven on overnight and
Burnt down my apartment building
I don't got no money for shit
So I be in the store stealing
Shot myself in the leg
I'm a fucking complete idiot
My sister got a hair shop
I be stealing from her clients
They keep killing black people
So we causing all these riots
I'm only 18 years old and
I'm thinking 'bout retirement
Dropped another trash song
But they said I can't miss
Got an infection in my penis right now
I can't piss
Told this girl I don't want to fuck
Just want to kiss
Why everybody hate my music
Them niggas treat me like Chris
Went in the bank and bust a play
I only did it for publicity
Finally had sex with a bitch
She just took my virginity
This a fake Gucci shirt
I ain't get it from them officially
(It's not real) this a regular Honda
I ain't riding in a car from Italy
(I'm not in a foreign)
The police just caught me because
I ran out of agility
Different color outfit on
I look like a jellybean
Ran from my opps, didn't have my strap
It was a bad scene
I can't afford the red or the Wok
So I'ma sip green
I don't get my money and go home
I be up in the mix
Told this bitch we ain't gonna be
Long cause I bust quick
Nigga I be in the crib scamming
I don't bust shirt but I got a couple young
Nigga who will bust shit
Told this dude I don't want to shoot it out
Let's just tussle
Let the nigga beat my ass cause
I don't really got no muscle
Ain't got no money in my safe
So I don't never get clustered
Group of niggas was about to rob
Me, but I ran em, i'll bust em
Ain't got no WiFi or cable
So I got to watch Netflix
Have my nigga do it for me
I don't even own no chopsticks
Got to keep shit on the low
Cause the police is watching
My old brother tried to get some
Pussy but I was cockblocking
My old hoes said I'm broke
So they knocked me off they roster

I can see why nobody buy my fucking albums
Cause every song I hop on
I talk about scamming
They heard me rap off beat
And everybody started laughing
When you listen to my music
Don't expect no high standards