Teejayx6, Kasher Quon - Dynamic Duo 2 lyrics

Aw yeah, Chris

I'm mad as hell‚ the weed
Man just shorted my weed
I was tryna get all buzzed‚ this nigga
Gave me seeds
I just scammed a basketball player
Named Abdul Kareem
Popped a nigga outside the Walmart
And fleed the scene i'm finna do donuts in
A Scat'‚ Krispy Kreme
I just scammed a nigga who
Sell donuts at Krispy Kreme
I'm finna respond to this bitch DM
She wanna have sex with me
I just bought a Louis fanny
Pack as an accessory
We 'bout to go and fuck this bitch together
Her name Destiny
I'm finna go and kill one of
My opps and catch a felony
And I scammed a Spanish ass
Nigga‚ he was Mexican i'm finna go to jail
I just ran over a pedestrian
Robbed my little cousin 'cause I
Found out he bisexual
And I sold a twelve year
Old kid a weed edible
I just slapped the fuck out
Of a nigga with freckles
I just fucked a bitch
Then I bought her a pickle
I just fucked a bitch and
I paid her with nickels
She kept sucking my dick after
I came and it tickled i just fucked an ugly
Ass bitch named Aquaneta
Just saw one of my opps in a 2003 Jetta
I just beat the fuck out of
A nigga and he had eczema
I just caught a nigga re-rocking
His old prom sneakers
I just caught a nigga with
Some old beat Balenciaga Arenas
They wouldn't let me perform my song‚
So I shot up the arena
You can keep the indica 'cause
I'm smoking on sativa
You can keep that black bitch
'cause I'm fucking on Samantha
I just found out one of
My old hoes got cancer
I just scammed a bitch online
And she got cancer
Took a Mexican bitch out to eat
She wanted anchovies
I just scammed an African ass nigga
He got ebola you just fucked a dirty ass
Bitch and got ebola
I just saw a bum ass bitch with Adidas Samoa
I just slapped the fuck out my
Cousin and took his toaster strudel
And punched my little brother in the
Jaw and took his ramen noodles
I heard you broke as hell
In the crib eating ramen noodles
I heard you broke as hell
In the crib eating Pizza Rolls
Now I'm finna hit bitcoin on Cedar Grove
Then go and punch me a
Nice hotel on Lincoln Road
This bitch irritating
Keep asking for edge control
And she suck my dick when I was driving
I lost control
I had a hundred methods in that bitch
How I lose my phone?
I'm mad as hell my method stopped working
I gotta pay for clothes
My bitch still ain't never let me fuck
I'm tryna find some hoes
My pop still ain't pay me for weed
I'm 'bout to steal his bowl
I just scammed a single parent
Mother for some Enfamil
Just got over on a nigga
And sold him a Benadryl
I just got a credit card
In who name? Auntie Melissa
Bubble Gum Cookie, bitch
I'm smoking Bubblicious
I ain't wanna fuck that bitch 'cause
She look like Russel Simmons
I ain't wanna fuck that bitch 'cause
She look like Katt Williams
Scammed a bald head nigga with cancer
He look like Chauncey Billups
Shaved my hair bald
Now I look like Chauncey Billups
He tried to rob me with a two-two
It was a Dillinger
Then I reached in my pocket and
Stabbed him with a screwdriver
Now I'm finna steal a nigga car
With hangers and wires
I just scammed a gospel ass nigga
He sing in a choir
And I found out my man snitched
I think he Tekashi
And I fucked a bitch with twenty kids
I think it's Dashiki
I just made a ratchet ass fan
Suck my little cousin weewee
I just stole some nachos and some
Chips from the ice cream truck
Now I'm finna get a CPN and
Buy an ice cream truck
Almost went to jail for selling weed
Out the ice cream truck
Almost went to jail for selling
Crack out a U-Haul truck
My mama moved again
I gotta keep punching U-Haul trucks
My daddy snitched on me
Now I gotta shoot up his white truck
My cousin snitched on me
Now I gotta shoot up his white van
I just got approached in the
Mall by a white fan
Had my hoodie on and got shot
Up by a white man
Fucked my girlfriend and put some
Money on her nightstand
Couldn't find no T194 so I popped a Xan'
Couldn't find no fire ass weed
So I smoked a Black
Couldn't find no other drugs around
So now I'm smoking crack
And I Karo'd the nigga
Juice with some antifreeze
And I wore my Moncler outside when
It was a hundred degrees
I just fucked a smart ass
Bitch with a master's degree
I just fucked a broke ass bitch
And she asked for three dollars
Three broke niggas over there
That's about three burgers
He was short on a cigarette
He had one quarter
It cost fifty to get a cigarette
He had twenty-five cents
It cost a hundred to pay her water bill
She had twenty-five dollars
It cost twenty to get a one-seven
He had fifteen dollars
It cost thirty to get a haircut
Teejay still ain't got one
You know I scammed all my barbers
I can't even get one
Bro, your shit looking trife
You gotta go and get one
He went to jail for an hour
And turned into a Froot Loop
I just saw a crackhead tryna fuck a raccoon
I just tried to hang myself in the bathroom
'Cause I had a dream they deleted my YouTube
Had to beat a nigga in
His stomach with an umbrella
I'm mad as hell
My flight got delayed by Delta
Me and Quon had a show to
Go to out in Phoenix
Just got an opp address, and he stay in Vegas
Couple days later
They had his funeral in Las Vegas
He wasn't even from the hood
He was from Las Vegas
Finna knock a nigga out and
Go viral on WorldStar
What you got on the weed? He
Said he got the cigar
If the opps in this party
Then everybody shot
Caught with stolen credit cards and they
Put me on a box
Everybody say they fuckin' with the iPhones
They lyin' i just punched my grandma bills
And all her hospital fines
He tried to slide at the mall
All his pieces was declined
Wearing them old ass 'fit's
He had since 2009
'Bout time you junked that old car, nigga
It was overheating
I'm off a four of Hi Tech
I'm bout to be so sleepy
She was off her period, I told her
"Open legs now"
Treat your bitch like a dog and I told her
"Sit down" the opps had a funeral
Dig up the casket in the ground
Riding in a Hellcat, you in a box, old town
Walmart know my face, they keep saying
"Turn around" i just went to Verizon
Got approved zero down
Yeah, I seen you in there too
But you had a high deposit
Please hit my DM for SunTrust deposit's
He tryna run off with the cheese
He just keep duckin' and dodgin'
But I got his address
So I'ma keep on sliding
My mama ran off with some cheese
I'm 'bout to go blow up her house
This shit really surprise me
Niggas keep runnin' they mouth