Teejayx6 - EDD PUA Tutorial lyrics

Alright I know we in a pandemic, I know that
But I'm 'bout to help y'all out
This how you get some money

Worldwide pandemic and everybody need money
So I'ma teach y'all how
To do the unemployment
Donald Trump closing everybody business down
So I'm teach y'all how to
Get some free money
First you gotta load yo' site
Up to buy a full
If you don't know that lingo
Thats the full name
Address, social security number, date
Of birth, drivers license
And or email address
But always make sure that you
Got on a good SOCKS
Or any VPN used for online jobs
I got this one site called ssndobcm login
Thats the sites where you can
Get the fullz from
Cause I know you tired of them niggas in
The telegram chats calling you a lil bum
So take this method my nigga
And run yo' bands up
If you don't trust that site I got a
Telegram vendor you can buy from directly
And a fake ID generator with some
Plugins that I built myself
Already made a M off unemployment I
Might as well share the wealth
Alright listen, this where it's 'bout to
Get real complicated
Some states only have one links for
The fill-ins, general unemployment portal
Direct PUA portal
If the states you apply for has two links
Then go directly to the
Direct unemployment portal
And file for assistance
Y'all better be taking this shit
Down as I'm saying it like I said
I already ran up a big bag off this shit
EDD changing everybody life right now
For example, if you get a Virginia full
It's like two links
That state so fucking green that shit'll
Pull up like 2 millions
If you made it through you at
The unemployment status so listen closely
If you file for unemployed
You get a higher amount of money
They tend to show favor to all
The people who are self employed
Cause they know during this coronavirus
Nobodies getting no income
If you are asked how much
You earned annually last year, make
Sure the amount you mention is
Between 16, 850 and 42, 100
The higher amount you make the better
If you chose self employed and they ask
What job you do for a living
Tell them you are a professional
Photographer and you take
Professional photos at weddings and
Parties for a living
Also, if they ask you how
The COVID-19 affected your occupation
Just tell them you were booked for weddings
And parties for the whole year
Alright, that should be enough to
Put me in jail