Teejayx6 - Evidence lyrics
[Teejayx6 - Evidence lyrics]
Detectives ran in my crib
I had to hide all the evidence
Searchin' online for SSN's
hopin' one of these the President
Just got a fire-ass BIN
I'm feelin' like this bitch Heaven-sent
Usin' the local wi-fi 'cause I can't
Do it at my residence
In the science lab whippin' up
Some fake juice usin' measurements
I'ma get sick if I don't
Pour up my medicine
Got my nigga in Miami bustin'
Checks from a distance
Laser in the scope so I can
Hit you from a distance
Doin' credit card fraud
No illegal distribution
'Bout to hit the road
I need to rent a Ford Fusion
He don't got designer shoes
He got on some Jordan Fusions
Print a fake ID
Then dry it off in some aluminum
Hit the dash on the SRT
I started losin' 'em
Had my bitch hold all the bank
Cards 'cause I be losin' 'em
Nigga said I'm broke
He need to stop with all the foolishness
Bought myself a dinner with a
Piece at Ruth Chris
He don't know how to load
A Bitcoin 'cause he stupid
Heard the police 'bout to come
And raid my house, i'm 'bout to move quick
Got a fake ID and I
Acted like I'm Slick Rick
I ain't wanna slide
So I had to put my chip in
Nigga said he wanna go to dinner
Ain't even chip in
I think he too big for them jeans
They started rippin'
In Cali with my niggas and
We out west Crippin'
Feds raidin' the spot, oh shit, nigga
I'm dippin' bitch was too thick, bro
I couldn't even flip her
Still mad about that case
Where the fuck is George Zimmerman?
Middle of the summer and this
Nigga got on Timberlands
Tryna get some beats
Somebody hook me up with Timbaland
Been doin' fraud ten years straight
I'm a veteran
Claim how he be gettin' bank plays
But he the middle man
Was nine years old when I
First scammed a grown man
I just scammed a nigga I went
To school with in '010
Thought his pieces was gon' hit
But the nigga only loaded ten
Cheated back in school
Wrote all the answers on my skin
Grab a number two pencil and
Stab you in your skin
I don't like to pray to God
'cause every day I sin
The ho was lookin' at my cup
Before I took a sip took a real card and
Duplicated the magnetic strip
Just bought an MSR
Plus it came with the tutorial
I just started shootin' at
A dead person's memorial
Bank play in the burbs
So we gotta act cordial gotta buy a zip
I don't get high off a quarter
Late, off the drank
I came in the fourth quarter
Learned some knowledge off a rich nigga
That shit is important gotta get a new plug
My last one got deported
I just sold some beans in a bag
They was orange
I just scammed a weird lil' girl
She's an orphan go on the dark web
You can buy a nigga's organs
Black rich nigga and he
Look like Tracy Morgan
Runner brung a few banks to me
Bring some more in
Made a shank out a toothbrush
Then started stabbin'
Yesterday, I walked in Wal-Mart
And started grabbin' stuff
Walked up to the clerk like
"Can you please add this up?"
Popped one of my homies 'cause
My money wasn't addin' up
He tried to sneak me from the back
Got a camera when I'm backin' up
I just put my chip in the
Machine and she bagged my items
I had to hide all the evidence
Searchin' online for SSN's
hopin' one of these the President
Just got a fire-ass BIN
I'm feelin' like this bitch Heaven-sent
Usin' the local wi-fi 'cause I can't
Do it at my residence
In the science lab whippin' up
Some fake juice usin' measurements
I'ma get sick if I don't
Pour up my medicine
Got my nigga in Miami bustin'
Checks from a distance
Laser in the scope so I can
Hit you from a distance
Doin' credit card fraud
No illegal distribution
'Bout to hit the road
I need to rent a Ford Fusion
He don't got designer shoes
He got on some Jordan Fusions
Print a fake ID
Then dry it off in some aluminum
Hit the dash on the SRT
I started losin' 'em
Had my bitch hold all the bank
Cards 'cause I be losin' 'em
Nigga said I'm broke
He need to stop with all the foolishness
Bought myself a dinner with a
Piece at Ruth Chris
He don't know how to load
A Bitcoin 'cause he stupid
Heard the police 'bout to come
And raid my house, i'm 'bout to move quick
Got a fake ID and I
Acted like I'm Slick Rick
I ain't wanna slide
So I had to put my chip in
Nigga said he wanna go to dinner
Ain't even chip in
I think he too big for them jeans
They started rippin'
In Cali with my niggas and
We out west Crippin'
Feds raidin' the spot, oh shit, nigga
I'm dippin' bitch was too thick, bro
I couldn't even flip her
Still mad about that case
Where the fuck is George Zimmerman?
Middle of the summer and this
Nigga got on Timberlands
Tryna get some beats
Somebody hook me up with Timbaland
Been doin' fraud ten years straight
I'm a veteran
Claim how he be gettin' bank plays
But he the middle man
Was nine years old when I
First scammed a grown man
I just scammed a nigga I went
To school with in '010
Thought his pieces was gon' hit
But the nigga only loaded ten
Cheated back in school
Wrote all the answers on my skin
Grab a number two pencil and
Stab you in your skin
I don't like to pray to God
'cause every day I sin
The ho was lookin' at my cup
Before I took a sip took a real card and
Duplicated the magnetic strip
Just bought an MSR
Plus it came with the tutorial
I just started shootin' at
A dead person's memorial
Bank play in the burbs
So we gotta act cordial gotta buy a zip
I don't get high off a quarter
Late, off the drank
I came in the fourth quarter
Learned some knowledge off a rich nigga
That shit is important gotta get a new plug
My last one got deported
I just sold some beans in a bag
They was orange
I just scammed a weird lil' girl
She's an orphan go on the dark web
You can buy a nigga's organs
Black rich nigga and he
Look like Tracy Morgan
Runner brung a few banks to me
Bring some more in
Made a shank out a toothbrush
Then started stabbin'
Yesterday, I walked in Wal-Mart
And started grabbin' stuff
Walked up to the clerk like
"Can you please add this up?"
Popped one of my homies 'cause
My money wasn't addin' up
He tried to sneak me from the back
Got a camera when I'm backin' up
I just put my chip in the
Machine and she bagged my items