Teejayx6 - Swipe Story lyrics
[Teejayx6 - Swipe Story lyrics]
Let me tell y'all 'bout this
One time at Walmart (Listen)
Walked in and played it so smooth
I grabbed the shopping cart (Smooth)
Break my cousin off a couple hundred
'cause she play her part (Here)
I scammed the same Walmart fifty times
I gotta play it smart (Fifty times)
Listen to what I gotta say
I'm bout to get honest (Just listen)
Play it crazy like I'm
Shopping here for clothes
Then hit electronics (I play it crazy)
Grab some Xboxs and TVs, I think about seven
I told 'em that these all gifts
So they won't even question (They not mine)
Soon as I got up to the counter
They start asking questions
Like am I getting these for
Kids or some family members (I'm nervous)
I said 'cause I ain't get 'em
Nothin' for Christmas in December
(I responded)
She responded back like, "Okay, sir
I understand" (Okay)
Had an Xbox in the left
A TV in the other hand (Handful)
Told her, "I think I lost my cash
Let me call my friend" (Oh shit)
I let two minutes pass by
Then reached inside my pocket
Now this when shit 'bout to get
Real and nobody can stop it (Okay, listen)
Pulled out the debit card
That I just embossed
Was hoping that the clerk ain't look at it
Weird or have to call the boss
(Please don't look)
She ask me what I like to do
I said playin' golf (What you like to do?)
I stuttered when she asked that question
I had to play it off (I I I don't know)
She said my total was
Twenty-five hundred plus tax
(Twenty-five hundred)
Thinkin' to myself, soon as I'm done
I'm getting X Maxes (For real)
She bagged everything up and put
'em in the cart (Thank you)
My shit approved
I no longer got a racing heart
Even though it went through
I still gotta play it smart
(I still gotta play it smart)
'Cause I was here for gift
Cards from the very start
Now I'm 'bout to go to Aisle
7 where my cousin at she let me slide at any
Time and I'm lovin' that (Good lookin')
She let me push through five
Thousand and I double back (Appreciate it)
So you can add it up yourself
How much I made in here (Just add it up)
Got all the items that I needed
Then I disappear (I'm gone)
Rental was filled up with Xboxes and TVs
Was hot as hell on our way to AT&T
Plus I had my Bluetooth MSR on the backseat
(Backseat) too hot to take the freeway
We took the backstreet (C'mon)
I'm lucky we ain't get caught on
Our way to the phones (Thank God)
Walk in smooth
I gotta go through these same steps
But before I walk in, I gotta take a breath
Walk up to the counter
"Can I apply for iPhone X?" (C'mon)
All my profiles got good credit
So I be payin' less
Four hundred dollar down payment but
I ain't even stressed (Four hundred)
I love a profile with
Seven hundred credit score
'Cause I can grab four iPhones
Then grab some more
If I was doin' it online
It'd be way quicker
Punch however much the fees
Get next day shipping
They catch me somewhere where my
Plug next day flippin'
Off of this nigga alone, I made six figures
I get a thousand every jack
He in Mount Clemens
Let me tell y'all 'bout this
One time at Walmart
Walked in and played it so smooth
I grabbed the shopping cart
Break my cousin off a couple hundred
'cause she play her part
I scammed the same Walmart fifty times
I gotta play it smart
One time at Walmart (Listen)
Walked in and played it so smooth
I grabbed the shopping cart (Smooth)
Break my cousin off a couple hundred
'cause she play her part (Here)
I scammed the same Walmart fifty times
I gotta play it smart (Fifty times)
Listen to what I gotta say
I'm bout to get honest (Just listen)
Play it crazy like I'm
Shopping here for clothes
Then hit electronics (I play it crazy)
Grab some Xboxs and TVs, I think about seven
I told 'em that these all gifts
So they won't even question (They not mine)
Soon as I got up to the counter
They start asking questions
Like am I getting these for
Kids or some family members (I'm nervous)
I said 'cause I ain't get 'em
Nothin' for Christmas in December
(I responded)
She responded back like, "Okay, sir
I understand" (Okay)
Had an Xbox in the left
A TV in the other hand (Handful)
Told her, "I think I lost my cash
Let me call my friend" (Oh shit)
I let two minutes pass by
Then reached inside my pocket
Now this when shit 'bout to get
Real and nobody can stop it (Okay, listen)
Pulled out the debit card
That I just embossed
Was hoping that the clerk ain't look at it
Weird or have to call the boss
(Please don't look)
She ask me what I like to do
I said playin' golf (What you like to do?)
I stuttered when she asked that question
I had to play it off (I I I don't know)
She said my total was
Twenty-five hundred plus tax
(Twenty-five hundred)
Thinkin' to myself, soon as I'm done
I'm getting X Maxes (For real)
She bagged everything up and put
'em in the cart (Thank you)
My shit approved
I no longer got a racing heart
Even though it went through
I still gotta play it smart
(I still gotta play it smart)
'Cause I was here for gift
Cards from the very start
Now I'm 'bout to go to Aisle
7 where my cousin at she let me slide at any
Time and I'm lovin' that (Good lookin')
She let me push through five
Thousand and I double back (Appreciate it)
So you can add it up yourself
How much I made in here (Just add it up)
Got all the items that I needed
Then I disappear (I'm gone)
Rental was filled up with Xboxes and TVs
Was hot as hell on our way to AT&T
Plus I had my Bluetooth MSR on the backseat
(Backseat) too hot to take the freeway
We took the backstreet (C'mon)
I'm lucky we ain't get caught on
Our way to the phones (Thank God)
Walk in smooth
I gotta go through these same steps
But before I walk in, I gotta take a breath
Walk up to the counter
"Can I apply for iPhone X?" (C'mon)
All my profiles got good credit
So I be payin' less
Four hundred dollar down payment but
I ain't even stressed (Four hundred)
I love a profile with
Seven hundred credit score
'Cause I can grab four iPhones
Then grab some more
If I was doin' it online
It'd be way quicker
Punch however much the fees
Get next day shipping
They catch me somewhere where my
Plug next day flippin'
Off of this nigga alone, I made six figures
I get a thousand every jack
He in Mount Clemens
Let me tell y'all 'bout this
One time at Walmart
Walked in and played it so smooth
I grabbed the shopping cart
Break my cousin off a couple hundred
'cause she play her part
I scammed the same Walmart fifty times
I gotta play it smart