Teejayx6 - Swiping Tips & Tricks (Almost Got Caught) lyrics

Walked out of Apple with
Some iPads and MacBooks
Buttoned-up shirt with a tie on
Put on the right look
Spray myself with cologne 'cause I
Walked in smellin' like Backwoods
Security guard inside of Apple
Said, "Damn, sir, you smell good"
As I'm walkin' to the counter
Got a nervous stomach feelin'
Flirtin' with the lady behind
The counter, like, "You appealin'"
Started makin' nervous movements like
Lookin' at the ceilin'
Pacin' around the store and askin'
Questions for no reason

Asked her to pull up the profile
To match this ID I got
It's 'bout five hunnid other people
In this store lookin' hot
I know I'm really nervous but I
Tried not to pace a lot
Started seein' security guards circlin'
The place I'm at really wanted to leave
But it'd look weird just walkin' out
So I went through with the process
Just hopin' that it go through
Navy Federal profile from 1992
Then somebody grab my information and it
Said that she was ninety-two
Good credit report
It was seven hundred and ninety-two
Duplicate our passport for my sister
Then we flew to Honolulu
Sittin' at my computer late night
The printer next to me
I used to be on feet, shoppin' unique
But that's old to me

Walked out of Apple with
Some iPads and MacBooks
Buttoned-up shirt with a tie on
Put on the right look
Spray myself with cologne 'cause I
Walked in smellin' like Backwoods
Security guard inside of Apple
Said, "Damn, sir, you smell good"
As I'm walkin' to the counter
Got a nervous stomach feelin'
Flirtin' with the lady behind
The counter, like, "You appealin'"
Started makin' nervous movements like
Lookin' at the ceilin'
Pacin' around the store and askin'
Questions for no reason

Spoofed somebody number so I could
Get the verification code
Tried to log into they bank but
They askin' for security questions
But that really wasn't a problem
I got ways for that
Fake check for eight thousand
Then your account call and dispute it back
One time the check ain't pop and the
Whole account bounce at the casino
With the TD, I just made a quick three racks
A bunch of fake IDs
I just got 'em in a ten pack
A bunch of different juugs
They keep callin' me
From different countries

Walked out of Apple with
Some iPads and MacBooks
Buttoned-up shirt with a tie on
Put on the right look
Spray myself with cologne 'cause I
Walked in smellin' like Backwoods
Security guard inside of Apple
Said, "Damn, sir, you smell good"
As I'm walkin' to the counter
Got a nervous stomach feelin'
Flirtin' with the lady behind
The counter, like, "You appealin'"
Started makin' nervous movements like
Lookin' at the ceilin'
Pacin' around the store and askin'
Questions for no reason