Teenage Disaster - A DISASTROUS CHRISTMAS lyrics

It was a silent Christmas, and young
Teenage Disaster was scheming on something
Horrible

Santa's blood on my hands
When will this ever end?
Oh, what a mess, the fat man is dead!
The children are frightened of me i'll cut
And I'll slash 'til Christmas is dead
Oh, what's this? A bitch stands in my way
(Fucking die) they no longer stand in my way
Santa is gone! But I'll give you a gift
It's my gun, I'll shoot you with my gun
I'll shoot you with my gun

And- (Sorry, sorry, he kinda, like, snuck up on me)
And I'll kill every elf
And I'll stomp every deer
(Oh fuck, oh God, oh God
There's like several
Reindeer, God they're really gross
Up close, God, so
Fuckin'- they got like eye
Boogers and shit and
I shot like all of- God there's-
They're all dead)
I'm a grinch, and I'm a sinner
And if you're not careful
I'll make you my dinner
Go ahead and open your gift, open it
(Is that a severed penis? What the fu)
Wha- what? You don't like it? (Oh my God?)
They won't understand me, and that's okay
And that's alright

But you know what I did? And what I achieved?
This Christmas, I fuckin'-
Killed that bitch, Santa Claus!
Killed that bitch, Santa Claus!
Killed that bitch, Santa Claus!
Killed that bitch, Santa Claus!
(Merry Christmas)