The 6ths - Aging Spinsters lyrics
[The 6ths - Aging Spinsters lyrics]
Staying warm inside your Victorian home
But when the city's so hot
The winos burst into flames
When the Jesus freaks collapse with
The weight of their claims
Marry young, Diana
I don't want to see you old and alone
It's no fun, Diana i don't want to see you
Rot in the home for aging spinsters
You should find someone as loyal as a dog
Who will still love you when
You look like a frog
Someone to rock your chair and
Bring you pink lemonade
Someone to peel your grape at a
Hundred degrees in the shade
Marry young, Diana
I don't want to see you old and alone
It's no fun, Diana i don't want to see you
Rot in the home for aging spinsters