The Aquabats! - Captain Hampton and the Midget Pirates! lyrics
[The Aquabats! - Captain Hampton and the Midget Pirates! lyrics]
Young Jim, as a lad he looked for adventure
Calamity, danger, whatever was free
So when he turned ten
He packed his belongings
And he left home to find his destiny
Jim just a boy, who's head full of legends
Of dungeons and dragons
And pirates and stuff
So that summer he snuck on a schooner
To harpoon tuna and get real buff
The Captain he said there's danger ahead
We need some brave men to sail and then
We'll find us those pirates
Stop them with violence
To make the ocean safe once again"
Cleaning up the oceans
Captain Hampton and his crew
Trouble in the seven seas
He'll know what to do
Captain, he hates rubbish
To him pirates are just soot
Scallywags and scurvy dogs
Are crushed under his foot
Captain Hampton, Captain Hampton ahoy, Ahoy
Pillaging the Pillagers
Triumphantly he'll sail away
Now, seven weeks into the trip
And Jim was sick to death of being sick
Some kind of action he wanted
As he searched the seas
For everyday was the same old stuff
The night he felt like jumping ship
But then he heard a crash
Hit the starboard side of the ship
And bumped him out of his bunk
Onto his bottom our heroes drew their swords
As the midgets swarmed aboard
The pirates surprise attack
The tiny buccaneers caught us by surprise
As we tried to battle back
La la la la la la la, la la la la la la
La la la la la la la, la la la la la la
La la la la la la la, la la la la la la
La la la la la la la, la la la la la la
Captain Hampton, Captain Hampton ahoy Ahoy
Pillaging the Pillagers
Triumphantly he ran away!
Calamity, danger, whatever was free
So when he turned ten
He packed his belongings
And he left home to find his destiny
Jim just a boy, who's head full of legends
Of dungeons and dragons
And pirates and stuff
So that summer he snuck on a schooner
To harpoon tuna and get real buff
The Captain he said there's danger ahead
We need some brave men to sail and then
We'll find us those pirates
Stop them with violence
To make the ocean safe once again"
Cleaning up the oceans
Captain Hampton and his crew
Trouble in the seven seas
He'll know what to do
Captain, he hates rubbish
To him pirates are just soot
Scallywags and scurvy dogs
Are crushed under his foot
Captain Hampton, Captain Hampton ahoy, Ahoy
Pillaging the Pillagers
Triumphantly he'll sail away
Now, seven weeks into the trip
And Jim was sick to death of being sick
Some kind of action he wanted
As he searched the seas
For everyday was the same old stuff
The night he felt like jumping ship
But then he heard a crash
Hit the starboard side of the ship
And bumped him out of his bunk
Onto his bottom our heroes drew their swords
As the midgets swarmed aboard
The pirates surprise attack
The tiny buccaneers caught us by surprise
As we tried to battle back
La la la la la la la, la la la la la la
La la la la la la la, la la la la la la
La la la la la la la, la la la la la la
La la la la la la la, la la la la la la
Captain Hampton, Captain Hampton ahoy Ahoy
Pillaging the Pillagers
Triumphantly he ran away!