The Beatles - Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite! lyrics

For the benefit of Mr kite
There will be a show tonight on trampoline
The Hendersons will all be there
Late of Pablo Fanque's Fair, what a scene
Over men and horses hoops and garters
Lastly through a hogshead of real fire!
In his way Mr k will challenge the world!

The celebrated Mr k
Performs his feat on Saturday at Bishopsgate
The Hendersons will dance and sing
As Mr kite flies through the
Ring don't be late
Messrs k and H assure the public
Their production will be second to none
And of course Henry The
Horse dances the waltz!

The band begins at ten to six
When Mr k performs his tricks without a sound
And Mr h will demonstrate
Ten somersets he'll undertake on solid ground
Having been some days in preparation
A splendid time is guaranteed for all
And tonight Mr kite is topping the bill