The Blonde Bitch In The Back - About A Cow lyrics
[The Blonde Bitch In The Back - About A Cow lyrics]
Yesterday I saw a cow
I will tell you a story now about a cow!
One day a cow wanted to steal
A stick from my friend
When I swam in the sea, but I told her that:
"Hey you! Why don't you spend
Time with your own friends"?
But then she started to
Ramble on about anglerfish, What?
This is a song I sang yesterday
This is a song I sing everyday
It has nothing to teach
But it's all about a cow
I shut off my ears and I drew a donkey
This story has now been written
I took cookies with me
And I shared them with the donkey
But then the cow came and shot
The donkey in his brain
I didn't know by then
The prеtty cow would end
Up to be my best friеnd
This is a song I sang yesterday
This is a song I sing everyday
It has nothing to teach
But it's all about a cow
This song's about the green pastures
And it's rotten poo
This song's about my one
And only favourite moo
So if you havn't figured out by now
This is a song about a cow
And this was a very special cow
I’ve learned now
You can always trust the cow with
A donkey brain in her hands
The cow ate the brain
And I payed the fisherman, in cash
This is a song I sang yesterday
This is a song I sing everyday
It has nothing to teach
But it's all about a cow
But like every other song you've ever heard
You wouldn't think an ending
Would be too absurd
Even for a song like this
A song that's all about a cow
This song had no point or meaning
This song may have made your ears bleeding
What would be greater to expect
When this was a song about a cow
I will tell you a story now about a cow!
One day a cow wanted to steal
A stick from my friend
When I swam in the sea, but I told her that:
"Hey you! Why don't you spend
Time with your own friends"?
But then she started to
Ramble on about anglerfish, What?
This is a song I sang yesterday
This is a song I sing everyday
It has nothing to teach
But it's all about a cow
I shut off my ears and I drew a donkey
This story has now been written
I took cookies with me
And I shared them with the donkey
But then the cow came and shot
The donkey in his brain
I didn't know by then
The prеtty cow would end
Up to be my best friеnd
This is a song I sang yesterday
This is a song I sing everyday
It has nothing to teach
But it's all about a cow
This song's about the green pastures
And it's rotten poo
This song's about my one
And only favourite moo
So if you havn't figured out by now
This is a song about a cow
And this was a very special cow
I’ve learned now
You can always trust the cow with
A donkey brain in her hands
The cow ate the brain
And I payed the fisherman, in cash
This is a song I sang yesterday
This is a song I sing everyday
It has nothing to teach
But it's all about a cow
But like every other song you've ever heard
You wouldn't think an ending
Would be too absurd
Even for a song like this
A song that's all about a cow
This song had no point or meaning
This song may have made your ears bleeding
What would be greater to expect
When this was a song about a cow