The Bouncing Souls - Monday Morning Ant Brigade lyrics
[The Bouncing Souls - Monday Morning Ant Brigade lyrics]
I feel like shit and I can't see straight
One last drink was a bad idea
I'm on the bowl with diarrhea
Out the door in a fog
Barked at by the neighbors dog
Forgot my keys, I went back inside
I got a flat so I can't ride
The phone rings, now what?
I'm an idiot so i pick it up
Now I'm held up on my line
My cretin landlord he's wasting my time
He wants his money or we go to trial
He's got penis envy denial
Another weekend I didn't get laid
It's a Monday morning ant brigade
Another weekend I didn't get paid
It's a Monday morning ant brigade
Fuck it all, no regrets
I'm staying in and you can bet
It sucks outside in the pouring rain
I'll smoke some pot and fry my brain
Thom cut the record down to the bone
I'm the sureshot rocking the microphone
Another weekend I didn't get laid
It's a Monday morning ant brigade
I've got the Monday mornings