The Cast of Roald Dahl’s Matilda The Musical, Alisha Weir,, Andrea Riseborough, Matt Henry - Miracle lyrics

My mummy says I'm a miracle

My daddy says I'm a special little guy

I am a princess

I am a prince

Mum says I'm an angel sent down from the sky

My daddy says I'm his special little soldier

No one is as bold

Or tough as me

Has my daddy told you?
One day when I'm older i can be a soldier
And punch you in the face!

Take another picture of our pumpkin
From this angle over here
I know we oughtn't say this
But she's clearly cuter than her peers
What a dear! Yoo hoo, honey, look at Mummy!
Try not to vomit on your brother
Now smile for Mummy smile for Mother!
I think she blinked well, take anothеr!
Have you seen what he can do?
Is that unusual for day two?
Is smiling early not a sign
Of an еxceptional IQ? She's just delightful!
So intuitive so insightful!
Might he be a little brighter than the norm?
I know to say it's frightful form!

My mummy says I'm a miracle
One look at my face, and it's plain to see
Ever since the day Doc
Chopped the umbilical cord
It's been clear there's no peer
For a miracle like me!
My mummy says I'm a miracle
That I'm as tiny and as
Shiny as a mirror ball
You can be all cynical
But, it's a truth empirical
There's never been a miracle
As factually spectacularly
Actually miraculously
Fabulous a miracle as me!

Take another picture of our pumpkin
From this angle over here
I know we oughtn't say this
But she's clearly cuter than her peers
What a dear! Yoo hoo, honey, look at Mummy!
Try not to vomit on your brother
Now smile for Mummy smile for Mother!
I think she blinked well, take another!
Miracle! Mirror ball!
You can be all cynical
But, it's a truth empirical
There's never been a miracle
As factually spectacularly
Actually miraculously fabulous a miracle as-

A baby? I'm not having a baby
What on Earth gives you that idea?
I'm not listenin' to this, this is quackery

But- you're about to give birth

Are you out of your mi

Mrs wormwood, you're having a contraction

I'm not having contractions!
Contractions are for pregnant women
Who are having ba bies!
I'm having a stinkin' baby!

Every life I bring into this world
Restores my faith in humankind
Each new-born life, a canvas yet unpainted
This still unbroken skin
Their uncorrupted minds

Every life is unbelievably unlikely
The chances of existence
Almost infinitely small
The most common thing in life is life!
And yet every single life
Every new life is a miracle!

Miracle!

What?

A girl

What, you mean my son is a girl?

I mean that your DAUGHTER is a girl

Yeah- but the 'bloons, Doctor
I mean the balloons, they say "boy"

Mr wormwood, your wife has just given birth
To a beautiful, healthy, happy little girl
She's perfect! This is fantastic news

Why do bad things always
Happen to good people?
Fine upstanding citizens like you and me?
Why when we've done nothing wrong
Should this disaster come along?
This horrible-

Miracle!

Weird looking-

Miracle!

Hairy, little stinky thing!

With no sign of a winky-dink at all!

Every life is a miracle
Every life is a miracle!
Every life is a miracle!

My mummy says I'm a miracle
One look at my face, and it's plain to see
Ever since the day Doc
Chopped the umbilical cord
It's been clear there's no peer
For a miracle like me!

My mummy says I'm a miracle
That I'm as tiny and as
Shiny as a mirror ball
You can be all cynical
But, it's a truth empirical
There's never been a miracle
A miracle as miracle as

My mummy says I'm a lousy little worm
My daddy says I'm a bore
My mummy says I'm a jumped-up little germ
That kids like me should be against the law
My daddy says I should learn

To shut my pie hole
No one likes a smart-mouthed girl like me
Mum says I'm a good
Case for population control
Dad says I should watch more TV