The Claypool Lennon Delirium - Captain Lariat lyrics
[The Claypool Lennon Delirium - Captain Lariat lyrics]
He saunters round the room
Chasing spiders with a broom
Fending off impending doom
Have you seen Captain Lariat
He’s bounding round the bend
With his band of salty men
He’s at it once again
Captain Lariat he’s a dentist on the side
And a little dash of nitrous helps
To send him on his ride
Have you seen Captain Lariat he
Is flying his flag high
Sipping Templeton Rye there’s a
Glaze upon his eye
Have you seen Captain Lariat
He fights the noble fight
Gallivanting through the night just
To irritate the right
Captain Lariat he’s a dentist on the side
And a little crack of amyl helps
To send him on his ride
Although he’s never held commission
Commandeered a rescue mission
In his mind he’s above the cut
He’s Captain Lariat he’s Captain Lariat
He’s Captain Lariat
Have you seen Captain Lariat with
His tattoo of Sean Penn
He’s happy once again he’s a
Man among his men hooray for Captain Lariat
He’s mindful of the helm
When he cruises through your realm
He’s bound to overwhelm
When he gets there he’s an oh so fancy gent
Never concerned about the effort or
The money that he’s spent
Although he’s never held commission he’s
Seen it on reality television
In his mind he’s above the cut
He’s Captain Lariat he’s Captain Lariat
He’s Captain Lariat