The Cramps - Bikini Girls with Machine Guns lyrics

I been a drag racer on LSD
And I rode bare-assed on top of the Sphinx
I even had a gorilla on the slopes of kismet
And man, that was fun for a while you bet
But

Bikini girls with machine guns
Bikini girls with machine guns
Oh, this stuff will kill you
It's loaded with fun
Bikini girls with machine guns

Well I savored many foreign
Kinds of delicacies
Intoxicated 'til I can't tell what
The hell I could see
Had all the violence and
Liquor within close reach but all bars
Pills and threeways lead me back
To the beach and

Bikini girls with machine guns
Bikini girls with machine guns
Oh, this stuff will kill you
It's loaded with fun
Bikini girls with machine guns

Now, they say that virtue is it's own reward
But when that surf comes in
I'm gonna get my board
I got my own ideas about the righteous kick
You can keep the reward
I'd just as soon stay sick

Bikini girls with machine guns
Bikini girls with machine guns
Oh, this stuff will kill you
It's loaded with fun
Oh, bikini girls with machine guns

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Bikini girls with machine guns
Bikini girls with machine guns
Bikini girls with machine guns
Oh, bikini girls with machine guns
Bikini girls with machine guns
Oh, this stuff will kill you
It's loaded with fun
Bikini girls with machine guns