The Cramps - It Thing Hard-On lyrics

Well the doctor pulled me out and
Smacked me in the can
Wiped me off took a look
And said "it's a man!"
Ain't no figuring me baby that's
A pretty sure bet
Better hold on tight baby 'cause
I ain't a comin' yet!
I'm the maddest road rattler that
You ever done met

Wah!

I'm a gear mashin' hot rod it thing hard-on
Yeah, a full blown hopped up it thing hard-on
It thing hard-on it thing hard-on

Well if I had a brain
I'd be dangerous for sure
But the way it looks now
There's no immediate concern
There's a couple of things I guess
I don't need to know
I got class up the ass and
I got a little dough
Fake eyelashes and a carload o' go

Wah!

I'm a full tilt nonstop it thing hard-on
Yeah, a git gone hotshot it thing hard-on
It thing hard-on it thing hard-on

Itthinghard-on

Ain't no figuring me baby that's
A pretty sure bet
Better hold on tight baby 'cause
I ain't a comin' yet!
I'm the maddest road rattler that
You ever done met

Wah!

I'm a gear mashin' hot rod it thing hard-on
Yeah, a full blown hopped up it thing hard-on
I'm a full tilt nonstop it thing hard-on
Yeah, a git gone hotshot it thing hard-on
It thing hard-on it thing hard-on
Itthinghard-on itthinghard-on